what a shitty apocalypse

18+ blog. unattended children will be taught the really bad swears. for as little as $1 per month, you can enable my grim and endless campaign of dappled fawn stomping, dessert refusal, and gaslighting. plus, i'll draw stuff for you! Or you can just throw money at the problem on a one-time basis. I'll make sure the other monsters leave your village alone.have I been naughty? why not pay amazon dot com to crush me under the relentless weight of several thousand rough gem specimens? i promise i'll learn my lesson if i survive. EMBIGGEN CHAT

[iamthecutestofborg]

[chryza]

i have analysis i want to make about the endsinger but i dont know how to put it into words so i may just make a visual diagram

[chryza]

do u see

Or more eloquently: Hydaelyn and Zodiark are called the first primals, but I think she is actually—with a cult of one

[mercurialmalcontent]

#also something about how despite being a source of change hydaelyn herself will ultimately become a force of stagnation #which she knows and is prepared to die to see the world she created evolve beyond her #while the servants of zodiark see themselves as restoring equilibrium but are perceived as agents of chaos #and what hermes sought was meaning for life and what he ended up creating was an angel of death (tags by @anneapocalypse)

[soulakuarian]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[vastderp]

I Got Knocked Out Of A Party Member’s Mouth And Fell Into Another World, So Now I’m Getting Moldy And Making S-Rank Penicillin With My Weird New Power!

[briery]

Opal in petrified wood, Natural History Museum of Los Angeles, Gem and Mineral Hall Collection. By Stan Celestian on Flickr. (Hi-Res)

[vastderp]

this is my golem core.

[mercurialmalcontent]

HOW GOES YOUR UPDATE, STAFF? PRETTY GOOD, IT DOESN'T SEEM.

[rainbowbarnacle]

today luka and I dug a car out of the snow in 4F/-16C degree weather

he swears this came up on shuffle while we were working

Sixteen minutes after we were both back inside our apartments again:

rainbowbarnacle: hey bro rainbowbarnacle: you know what you need rainbowbarnacle: ice cream 😈 Luka: NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND I SERIOUSLY DO rainbowbarnacle: JKF;LSADFJD;LASFJDFJDKSLDSA Luka: OMFG rainbowbarnacle: EHEHEHEHE Luka: I’M GONNA GO EAT SOME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW rainbowbarnacle: YEAH GO DO IT

[vastderp]

i swear my playlist is haunted

[yuliciagaming]

[vastderp]

been a while (three tenants at least) since there i found cuckoo notes at this unit’s door.

idk who anyone involved is. this was the middle of the night.

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[classicfern]

Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me

this is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)

[king-the-pathetic]

Me being autistic at the function

[meecrosoft-word-art]

I hope you don't mind, I put him on word art.

[threedollarsdotcom]

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

[teo-garden-bugs]

[vastderp]

those days where you knock everything over and bite your cheek and your headphones get ripped away by doorknobs. a katamari of suck.

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[splickedylit]

Diamonds and platinum, I find them, I flatten them, I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanded // A Gem could crack, under so much pressure.

((AKA the Steven Universe + Surface Pressure AMV, because hot damn y'all. This was SO much fun to make.)) ((spoilers through the entirety of SU/Future)) (youtube)

[vastderp]

oh my god. my heart.