#hhaaaha

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

dirk: What's your gender?

roxy: u̶̧̨̡̧̨̧̜̭͚̮͙̤̳̠̯̘̫̣̣̻̟͉̠̠̲̰̗̱̦̮̺̟̙͓̣̦̙̩͇̹̫̪̻͚͚̥̱͉͎̤̖̹̲̺̗̤̳̮̣̹̬̲̩͚͎͍̭̩̗̲̳̮͎̣̲̺̮̤̤͍̖̪̬̲͍̮͔͚̙̯̯͕̘̥̰̠̫̠̹̖͕̝̬̮͔̠̫͉͙͍̬̪͌͊̐͌͆̄̍͌̃̆̽̾̾͆͋̀̆̿̏͑̈͊̊̿͛̽̑̑̕̕͘̚͘͠͠͝ḩ̷̧̨̧̧̨̡̧̢̡̢̨̨̛̛͉͚̠͕̳̥̥̥͎͇͍̖͙̘̺̲̣͓̲̗͎̮͉̝̺̫̩̙̭̜̞͎̟̻̝̹͖̻͚̯̮̦͎̹͇̻̠͓͔̠̥̣̤̪͍̤̘͈͈͍̞̥͚̭̹̗̰̮̻̩̻̼̝̣̈́̂̂͂̑͛̒͑̄̌͌͂̋̌̓̂͂̑͐͊̓̈́̓̀̉̔̎͐͂̾̈̐̌̇̌̿̽̈́̀̓̆͊̈́̇̾̉̂̿̈̈̊̄̈̍͛̏́̏̓̈́̐̄͋̑̋̓̉̂͐͌̿̀̽̍͂̚͘͘̚̚͘̚̕͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅh̴̨̧̡̡̨̢̛͖̼͍͙̟̗̮͍͉͓͔͉̮̜̺̟͚̙̜͙̮̰̗͇͇̘̩̙̱͕̹̘̺̯̺͔̭̠̤̱͖̲͈̲̜̟̼͕̊̒̋̃͆̃̋͋̈͒́͌̚̚͜͠ͅh̸̛̛̙̆͛̈̓̅̀̃̓̑́̈́͌̅̒̄͂̏͗̆͋̒̏̐͊̀̉͋̓́̿͌̽̿̑̊̑̍͗͘͝͝͝ḧ̶̢̡̡̨̡̡̨̧̧̢̧̧̡̢̢̛̛̛͚̦̙̤̻̲͉̞̙͓͓̩̻͖̩̥̥͍̪̗̗̞̗̠͍͎̭̖̼̰͚̫̤͕͕̹̣̺̼̖̼̲͓̻̲͈̥̱̙̖̙̗͚̹̬͇̣̥̬̳̣̮̳͕̖̱̠̫͕̲̗̪̥̠̘̤͎̹̳̯̣͍̪̩̦̘̒̄̃̀͐̏͑͑͗̓̒̎͐͐̒̈́͒̂͗̊̀͊̉̔͊͋̈́̂͆̓̈̎̓̄͊̓̉̈̀̔͂͐̀̄̌̊́̓̄̃͛̽͐̈̊̀̅̃̓̈́̔̎̍͛̒̈́̿͒̋̌̏͐͐̽̀̔͋̔̚̚̕̚͘̕͜͜͠͝͠͠ͅͅ

[novaleifu]

U'll never find who I am. you better give up

HahAAA you just wait sooner or later your cover shall be blown

[exelea]

I would start a studyblr but I have to much studying to do

[alex-2-hive-mind]

My Immortal Alex^2 Ch. 4

AN: I sed stup flaming ok alex’s name is ALXE nut mary su OK! ALEXANDER IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

actual an: i’m so so so so so so so so sorry oh my god these smut chapters will be the everloving death of me here have this i can’t even look any of you in the eye

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“ALEXANDER!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Alexander didn’t answer but he stopped the carriage and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Alex?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Alexander leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic purple eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Alexander kissed me passionately. Alexander climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………. Washington!

[izurus]

I love reading your tags when most of them are you screaming at cute anime boys to f off I'm laughign

oH MY G Od those aRE ALL MY TAGS TBH i swear more than actually putting the m into their own tag oh my gO D

[itselizabethchristy]

 #not mentioning eliza or mary would kick him  aw charles

[maguloangutak]

Just pretend that you don't have a crush on your crush.

Kesa naman yung madurog pa ang puso mong sugatan.