WE ARE (also) A HIVE MIND

[alex-2-hive-mind]

owo what's this??

[badromantics]

(Describing for friend thing) So, dude, it's this porn writer and like I know you hate porn but,, look!! Look at his art!! Look how cute!! Look how pretty!! Wait- uh? Also. Don't ask about Alex^2,,

dONT ASK ABOUT ALEX^2

[alex-2-hive-mind]

No, dear anon, ask about me- the god amongst ships.

[badromantics]

Full Commission for @aheadfullofglassbees starring Alex^2

[alex-2-hive-mind]

I LOVE THIS ITS LOVELY IM SC R E A M ING HOLY JEEZUS FRICK SJDJSKSKKAWMF

[badromantics]

don’t kinkshame us

[badromantics]

Submitted by @reincarnationchance IM KINKSHAMING

[alex-2-hive-mind]

DDDDDD:

[badromantics]

alex^2 but tsundere alex finally admitting her love for Hamilton in a rage

“Baka, Hamilton-San!” Alex hissed, holding her chest. She refused to face him, her face was too flushed and she was too overwhelmed with the situation at hand. Her palms were clammy and she couldn’t stop herself from fidgeting.

“Aggie-chan?” Hamilton pressed, and she felt him timidly brush his fingers across her shoulder– as if hovering. He was too nervous to touch her.

“Please,” He said, “Tell me? Tell me after all this time? That you still don’t hate me?”

Alex tensed.

“Tell me that you don’t hate me, please? Because I adore you. I adore you so much… Aggie-chan, I really do feel strongly for you. Nothing can make me think otherwise.” Alexander sounded so sincere.

Alex looked down, eyeing the floor and took a breath, “I…”

“Please?” Hamilton asked, and she turned to face him, noticing how hopeful he looked, “Please? Just one date? Please, Aggie?”

Her breath caught in her throat. “I’d…” She took a cold breath.

“I’d love to-” Hamilton’s face lit up- “punch your lights out, you hopeless romantic!” Alex snapped, throwing her hands at him, “Go find someone else! I’m a porn writer, not a fluff-consumer!

[alex-2-hive-mind]

Alex,,, this is the best thing I've written all day.

[badromantics]

i spy with my little eye the blooming passions of a beautiful ship

[badromantics]

Submitted by @aheadfullofglassbees LSITEN PA L

[struwberrie]

Wow I can’t believe it’s finally canon

[aheadfullofglassbees]

can you believe alex is canonically a tsundere

[badromantics]

LISTEN P A L I HAD TO GOOGLE THAT

[struwberrie]

I guess somebody’s gotta change it to “this is a love alexander hamilton blog” huh

[peej0w0]

Can y'all image Alex saying baka

[alex-2-hive-mind]

very easily.

"Hamilton Baka! Support Burr's government plans!!"

[alex-2-hive-mind]

you probably aren't an idiot but you definitely have no shame dude

[badromantics]

I ship u and ALL of the hive minds. Badrohive.

The biggest poly ever

[alex-2-hive-mind]

;)

[alex-2-hive-mind]

I just wanted to let you know that you are loved, appreciated and valued. Also when you get this, respond with five things that make you happy, then send it to the last ten people in your notifications on anon! :)

ooo, three things that make lil ol’ me happy? (this is vvv sweet thanks anon!!)

1. The challenge demands satisfaction Singing makes me very happy anon! Tho I don’t like doing it in front of crowds!

2. Cuddling!! (when it’s with peeps i trust)

3. Eating…

4. Listening to music

5. Being kicked out of cello My pets!!

[expert-jumper-deactivated201312]

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

[unscinfinity]

are you okay there

[expert-jumper-deactivated201312]

E V E R Y O N E

[45648956459-deactivated20220112]

NO CHANCES TAKEN

[txmriddlx]

This is in less than 30 years…

[its-the-hamfam]

Guys we’re safe

[strawbymoved-deactivated2019090]

im safe.

[badromantics]

I love how ppl from the alex^2 hive mind started following me now like gjchdfjapa it's amazin g

HA YOU LIL HOE BURN

[struwberrie]

I mean,,, I don’t mind fellow alex^2 shippers du d e

[badromantics]

I am pointing every alex^2 shipper to sinnedsinny did you know that they are making a whole franchise about that ship i sure didnt

[colorful-regret]

It really is a beautiful ship, it deserves a franchise.

[alex-2-hive-mind]

Of course it deserves a franchise. I mean- look at it.

[colorful-regret]

True art

[aheadfullofglassbees]

👏👏👏👏 a little louder for those in the back

[alex-2-hive-mind]

MY SHIP IS TRUE FUCKING ART

[badromantics]

I love how ppl from the alex^2 hive mind started following me now like gjchdfjapa it's amazin g

HA YOU LIL HOE BURN

[struwberrie]

I mean,,, I don’t mind fellow alex^2 shippers du d e

[badromantics]

I am pointing every alex^2 shipper to sinnedsinny did you know that they are making a whole franchise about that ship i sure didnt

[colorful-regret]

It really is a beautiful ship, it deserves a franchise.

[alex-2-hive-mind]

Of course it deserves a franchise. I mean- look at it.

[badrack-ohama-hive-mind]

Sorry not sorry

@badromantics @borlew @jamiltonhivemind @alex-2-hive-mind @heromantic-hive-mind @alextushivemind @alectus-hive-mind @badrostalinhivemind @badrolincoln-hive-mind @jamanticules-hive-mind @bangelica-hive-mind @badronixon @anyone I forgot

I am here

[badromantics]

Oh my god n o

[alex-2-hive-mind]

So proud of you baby hive... grow like the plant u are...

[jamalam]

I don't know about you, but I would definitely kill my best friend for a fifth of a can of cherry pepsi

[almariza-alakazam]

Not cherry Pepsi.

Sprite, on the other hand…

[alex-2-hive-mind]

root beer only...

maybe cream soda...

[alex-2-hive-mind]

For reference, who is everyone that Alex is shipped with?

Ah fuck. Um. 1. Hamilton2. Hercules Mulligan 3. … Stalin….4. Jefferson(?)5. A, uh, cactus6. Nixon7. Lincoln 8. Barack Obama

… I think that’s all of them….

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

god, i hate teenage girls, they’re so vapid and awful

like, let’s go over a list of all the terrible things teenage girls have done

volunteered for the first line of defense at the battle of stalingrad to fight against nazis

invented science fiction

rode twice as far as paul revere, in the pouring rain and alone, to alert americans to the approaching british during the revolutionary war

pioneered the art of investigative journalism, and its use as a tool of social justice

turned the tide of the hundred years’ war

put themselves in the line of fire, often literally, in order to help end injustice

organized a student strike that helped spark brown v. board

hid from the nazis in an annex for two years and found such great poignancy in their experience that their ordinary day-to-day-thoughts have become world famous

led lewis and clark across the north american continent— while pregnant/raising a child

worked to desegregate schools in 1835, as well as to end slavery

helped found the aclu and fought for women’s suffrage; also, got arrested for being radical socialists

wrote the first known work of literature by an american black person

like, god, what a bunch of bubbleheaded excuses for human beings

[badromantics]

that alex^2 exchange got me really inspired to write a fic but i'm absolute trash ar writing: a documentary

listen…………………

[alex-2-hive-mind]

nIce