#hhhgreg

[hhhgreg-official]

ITS JULY!! FUUUUUCK!! CHRISTMAS IN JULY? FUCKING NOOOW

GET YOUR DISCOUNTED SHIT ASAP!! IM QLREADY BANKRUPTED SO BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GET THE FUCK BACK THERE!! AAAGH

[simknowsstuff]

Panasonic blueray??? For 99 dollars????

What a steal

[sug-kuk]

They would find each other in every universe

[askaceattorney]

Dear Hhhgreg,

...No, it wasn’t, but I won’t pretend it was not still underhanded.

I realized the bloody message and the instantaneous death contradicted each other, which should have indicated the presence of a potential third party. Instead, I asked the coroner if an almost-instantaneous death was possible.

Even though the evidence was official, I still ignored my doubts to force-fit the argument in my favor. For that, I have no excuse.

-Miles Edgeworth

[bobbitbotz]

doin

lets bring back this relic of the past

[hhhgreg-official]

take care of yourself

thanks tumblr user benatars-slut, but I don't need to. I've been "dead" for a long time. Can't kill me in any real way.

[hhhgreg-official]

I love you Hhgregg

I thinmk i will always love you

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

I AM HHHGREG NOT HHGREG. HHGREG IS A LOSER.

b-but if you really did mean me... t-then... YOU SHOULDVE GOTTEN MY NAME RIGHT! FAKE FAN

[hhhgreg-official]

favorite word?

avarice