#hi b))

[stuckinapril]

My guy best friend follows this blog now so my mission is to make this blog as misandrist as possible

[watermelonlicker]

sab i’m starting to side-eye you now it seems everytime you complain something drops right after first the harry in multiple locations, the freddie story, and now the louis watch im starting to believe those insider allegations 👀

I SWEAR I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING EVEN FUCKING CONVOS I HAVE ABOUT OLD SHIT IS SUDDENLY APPEARING ON THE DASH THE NEXT MINUTE LMAOOOO THE SABIFESTATIONS WORKING OVER TIME TO FREE US FROM MCTRASHLINSON AND GIVE SUE HER BABIES

[angels444yuri]

you all think i'm so charming and cool and funny (i am) but you should know i sometimes eat jam with a spoon because it tastes So good

[dark-twist-fairytales]

I love how I used to easily guess which mutual is posting, but now I'm questioning "Which one is posting about MCR this time around?"

The answer is both of them.

[whensomethingwickedcomesthisway]

there are no words to describe the SPIRITUAL experience of the david fooliverse audio

I have fucking transcended

I have left the goddamn mortal plain

do not expect me to recover from this, im gone, dead, finito, never to return

WHY IS HE SO AGGHAGGSGAHGAGHGHGAGHGHHHGGHGGHGHGHAGHSGHCFGFDGFGF

[baggy-holmes]

it’s honestly so embarrassing when tumblr sends you a notification about someone posting & calls them your “tumblr crush”

[forbelobog]

@martiusvii || cont.

march 7th is bright. cheery. talkative. she reminds gepard of a mixture of both of his sisters - cunning and assertive when necessary like serval, but kind and nurturing to a fault like little lynxie. he's often found the presence of people like that comforting, so her agreement is taken well. captain smiles, making note of her desire for something a bit more quiet, "understood. i think i can accommodate that..." he considers for a moment, deciding to stop at a food stall might be best, before retreating to a quieter place to sit within the city walls. by the hotel would suffice...

"i used to not do well with crowds, either," he admitts before starting toward the hotel in question, "when i was younger, i refused to go most places if serval didn't come with me. i was...very small, in my youth," hard to believe, captain now stands at a broad 6'3, but he'd been what most call a late bloomer, "is it something you'd like to get better with? or are you content avoiding it as necessary?"

[singlehandedli]

Everyone say thank you to my girlfriend for forcing me to read Timekeeper (Tara Sim)

I now want to be kissed in a clock tower