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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
NASA
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
todays bird

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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
One Nice Bug Per Day

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Bugs when you lift up a rock
Tiny Titans Cass makes me so maternal I need to provide food and housing for her
This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul
op turned reblogs off so i'm putting this here because i want it on my blog
Being nice is important and all but i want yall to look at the president of the united states and ask yourself if maybe we need to say it sometimes
We do not. For one, fascism is not a disability and it's incredibly shitty to just ascribe all bigotry to disability, especially since disabled people are often the targets of said bigotry. Also, Trump isn't actually affected in any way by insults, regardless of whether or not they are slurs. Calling him the R-word has exactly the same impact as calling him a poo-poo face. You know who is affected by ableist slurs though? Disabled people. You know, the people Trump hates? You're playing right into his hands with this shit.
nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork
jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think
you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering
oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally
For anyone who needed to see her in motion.
We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite
A zine I made as an example for my kids comic class
"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."
-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great
"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"
-This girl
They are both right
my most sick and twisted fantasy
the girls...
laurie 😔
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What are your favourite things about leliana??? I enjoy her character and want her to be my warden's romance but I've been finding it really difficult to become attached to her :(
She is so full of optimism and really is your party’s light of hope (it’s heartbreaking to see how this changes in DA:I when she is so full of grief over Justinia’s death, and the weight of being the Inquisition Spymaster)
Her empathy, the way she cares for total strangers as if she’s known them all her life, always feeling there’s time to help others
How enthusiastic and passionate she is about telling stories
She’s one of the few examples of a good Chantry person, and an example of what the Chantry should be about instead of politics and vying for their own power, and she is quick to point this out herself, too
Her inner strength and resilience is inspiring; she’s the epitome of the Troubled Birds’ “I’ve been through hell and come out singing,” like IDK if you’ve played the Leliana’s Song DLC yet but you totally should. (There are no big spoilers, you can play anytime, and it will give you good armour for her in the main game if you complete one of the side quests)
How she responds to being told what she was saying was racist, sincerely analyzing her privilege, realizing why what she said was wrong and apologizing for it without making it about her/getting defensive. Then from that point on she is not a repeat offender because she legitimately cares
In fact she goes on to be one of the best allies to mages and non-humans, especially notable in DA:I and especially if she becomes Divine
Before Cassandra, even before Ariane, she was the franchise’s first example of a Strong Female Character not having to sacrifice her femininity and vulnerability to be a stone cold badass
She’s so unapologetically bi and happy being bi and open about her love for the warden regardless of gender; this was the first time I had ever seen such in media when I first played DA:O, and Leliana will always hold a very special place in my heart for helping me come to terms with my own sexuality as a lesbian
Dragon Age Character Ages Masterlist
Because it’s about damn time I just put everything in a single post that’s easy to refer to. I will add to this as more characters ever come up!
I don’t see the point in just plain listing things, so I’ve included all the math and reasoning behind these.
Companions are grouped by games, with other characters at the end.
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I still dream about you. I still laugh at jokes you made. I wish you the best. And im sorry.
I went to the small pizzeria in a nearby village last month and asked for a calzone, and when she brought it to me the owner had a look on her face I can only describe as bitter.
Naturally my first assumption was that she was judging me for my food order (maybe calzones are too easy compared to other pizzas and she felt under-challenged as a pizza chef?), but then I looked at my calzone and the more I looked at it, the more I felt like it might have been a failed attempt at a cat calzone.
(I didn't ask for a cat calzone, just a calzone.)
If I had immediately identified it as a cat calzone I would have of course said something about it, such as "Aww that's so cute! You made it in the shape of a cat!! Thank you!" — but it was too late. I hesitated too long, and it was just failed enough that I wasn't sure it was meant to be a cat.
I think this poor woman knew her cat calzone was a failure and I wouldn't be able to recognise her effort for what it was, hence the bitterness in her eyes when she brought it to me.
I asked my friend if my pizza looked like a cat to her, and she said "Are you saying this because of the olives? I think they were just placed randomly."
no, I think they were meant to be eyes, and a cat nose. And those are the ears. Wait, I'll turn it in your direction so you can see
Friend: "It's just a pointy calzone... Maybe you should ask the chef if she meant to make it a cat?"
If I tried to make a cat calzone and the recipient of this gift went like 'hey, sorry, is this weird-looking thing meant to be cat?' I would sell my pizza restaurant and drown myself in the river.
After considering this, my friend said we could brainstorm a better phrasing—but then we ended up agreeing that since the chef didn't go 'haha sorry I tried to make a cat and failed!!' when she brought my pizza, the options were a) she didn't try to make a cat; b) she feels humiliated by her failure, and either way it's better to say nothing.
But I felt deeply curious about this unresolved mystery, so this week when I went back to the pizzeria I asked for a calzone again.
The options were now: a) the chef brings me a better, recognisable cat calzone and I immediately remark upon it and she's happy and we erase the failed cat calzone from the historical record and never mention it ever;
or b) the chef brings me a normal calzone, which suggests that the vague cat shape from last time was accidental and just another instance of chronic cat pareidolia.
(I refused to consider option c) The chef brings me another failed, hardly-recognisable cat. She just doesn't seem like the kind of person who would let that happen to her twice.)
Here's the photo of the failed cat calzone from last time, which, according to my friend, just looks like a pointy calzone with randomly-placed olives and not a deliberate attempt to make a cat:
And here's what the chef brought me this time:
THAT'S A CAT.
I knew it!!!!
And it looks so sad!! This cat calzone looks like it will burst into olive oil tears if you once again fail to identify it as the cat that it is
But I didn't; I was so ready this time. I went "A cat!!!!! It's so cute!" and the chef went like yes!!! I tried to make one last time but it looked weird :(
I said I was pretty sure it was a cat last time and apologised for not bringing it up and she said no, it's my responsibility to make it a decent cat. She also said she was glad I'd come back and ordered another calzone because she was really bothered ("vraiment embêtée") by that first failed attempt, and wondering if I'd noticed an attempt was made (and failed)
That's so relatable. It's like when you make a really embarrassing spelling mistake in a text and you're not sure if the other person has seen it and is judging you for it. Should you bring it up? Can it go unnoticed if you don't? It's the cat calzone equivalent of that. I'm so glad we were able to clear the air.
hybrids <3