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will: you aren’t coming with me?

halt: will, i’m not your dad. [hands him a lunchbox] here are your sandwiches. i’ll pick you up at five.

gilan: [does some shit]

halt: minus 5 points

gilan: what

halt: i began to score your behaviour. when you're on 100 points, i'll make you a ranger.

gilan: oh, cool. what's my score

halt: -1298

halt: forget it, i'm not even shocked anymore.

gilan: aw, that's no fun.

halt: this has become the norm for you, gil.

gilan: i'll just have to try harder next time.

halt: please don't.

gilan: i feel like i've been issued a challenge.

will, disappointed: they don’t even have a dalmatian here.

halt: would you stop with the dalmatians already?

will: i’m just saying it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat!

halt: they’re not indigenous to firehouses, will!

gilan: if i don't look at the stab wound, it's not there. bazinga.

halt: not even remotely how that works.

halt: gilan…

gilan: oh no, “gilan” in b-flat.

gilan: you’re disappointed, aren’t you?

halt:

halt: i’m not even gonna ask how you figured that out.

will: i can make jokes about my mentor. i asked him, and he said yes.

will: actually what he said was, 'yeah, just as long as you don't say that i'm a bitch and you don't like me'.

will: i would never say that.

will: my mentor is a bitch and i like him so. much. he's a five foot one dynamite hibernian bitch. he's my hero.

Halt: will...

Will: oh no, ‘will’ in b-flat

Will: you’re dissapointed

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