personally, i love the headcanon that Danny curses, but uses somewhat childish or highly convoluted “swears” because at first, he used to get in trouble for actually swearing and second, he would constantly try to “out-swear” Vlad “Oh Butter Biscuits” Masters and it would annoy the ever loving shit out of him
In HIDBV, Danny did it so much that it became his Default. He did it less over the years, but the moment Ray revealed how annoying it was, Danny upped the ante
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Danny: Well cheese on a cracker, this is one heck of an unsatisfactory situation
Ray, in tears: Please for the love of god just say fuck
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and when Tim hears him “curse” for the first time? Let’s just say that Danny takes his reaction as a personal challenge. And that’s when the real fun begins
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Danny, after hours of reading through the assigned material: Mothertrucker, I can’t understand a hecking word this fruitlooping fuzzball of an author wrote
Tim, contemplating whether Batman’s #1 rule is even that important: What if neither of us talks at all, I think that would be such a great way to study















