Oct 3, 2018
So my Dad fucking bamboozled me.
So earlier today I was on my dad's laptop, syncing more garbage music to my phone like usual and just out of curiosity I pop open iTunes to see what's there. I buy a few songs, I'm just chilling, right?
I see my dad decided to buy Fore! digitally, which is weird because my dad already has like every Huey Lewis and the News CD. I think nothing of it, decide to put it on my phone. I'm in the car with him now and we're jamming out, being white boys. And then it gets to Hip to Be Square.
Except it's not Hip to Be Square.
It's Hip to Fuck Bees.
My dad bought an album digitally, went through the trouble of editing the track info, and added a song onto a fucking album just to friggin' bee me.
Fuck.