hands of skin, hands of bone, and a voice like a fire

Kaye! they/she | Media Enjoyer to a Fault Ask Me About My TV Studies MA

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[giftofgabber]

wonder if katamari damacy has ever made AnyOne question Everything

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[kirikomamura]

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[kayebabyjail]

I've shit in places and in ways you can't begin to imagine

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[cupidjoy]

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

[helltiervriska]

does anyone else want to desperately cling onto what little hope remains so that we might smile and laugh and forget of the world we live in for just a moment this weekend. i can do tuesday or thursday if ur not free

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[inhospitable-pharmacokinetics]

[angelicguy]

thanks for taking me out to dinner dr evil. how much do i owe you

dr evil: one meeeeleeon dollars

me: ahahahaha

dr evil: ahahahaa

me: youre cool dr evil

[ordr]

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right