I’m so here for high school!5sos like imagine being closest to Luke and he finds out you’re crushing on Calum but you make him swear to keep it a secret bc u don’t think cal feels the same way but after watching you two get awkward around each other Luke can’t keep the secret and does something stupid to embarrass both of you
oh my GOD he would be so insufferable like at first you’d be hanging out just the two of you and you’d be talking about Calum and Luke would be like “what are you in love with him or something” and then you’d freeze and he’d be like “OH SHIT YOU ARE HAHA” and then obviously you shut him up but after that he’s like “I’m your fucking cupid baby, I wanna see this happen, let’s go, you’re getting together” and you keep telling him to forget about it but good luck with that
anyway the next step of Luke’s plan is figuring out if Calum likes you which he does with his typical subtlety like “wow, y/n sure is pretty, huh?” while looking pointedly at Calum and Cal’s like “...I mean I guess she’s alright” and Luke’s like “hm. interesting.” and maybe Calum starts thinking that Luke’s into you and bros before hos and all, he probably should back off, and meanwhile Luke’s like “gotta get more data” so he keeps saving you seats between him and Calum in the caf or wherever so Calum misinterprets that as Luke wanting to sit next to you all the time and he just gets so sad because he didn’t think Luke was your type but you keep sharing secrets with him, he can tell, and maybe he never had a chance in the first place and he gets so SAD
but anyway later on Calum sees Luke flirting or holding hands with another girl and he corners him later like “hey y/n is a great fuckin girl and I’m not gonna let you break her heart, I can’t believe you’d treat her like this, you’re so close and you betray her like -” and Luke’s so fucking confused until it dawns on him and he’s like “...no, she into you, Calum.” and Cal’s like “...wait really?” “...yeah, she told me herself. fuck’s wrong with you?” but Calum’s not listening, he’s just trying to figure out what he’s supposed to do now that he’s so close to having you and taking you out like he’s spent all that time dreaming about you and not planning on how to take you out on a date like... he didn’t think he was gonna get this far.











