I got tagged by rose-and-her-timelord
Rule 1 - Always post the rules
Rule 2 - Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write eleven new ones
Rule 3 - Tag eleven people and link them
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them
1. What Hogwarts House are you in? (and if you haven’t read the books/seen the movies/taken a quiz to sort yourself, just guess from what you’ve seen on your dash)
okay i never really worried about what house i'd be in but i just took a quiz and apparently i'd be ravenclaw.
2. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little? If so, what was their name?
i never had an imaginary friend but i made up worlds. well specifically this one world i called Ugduga (i have no idea how i came up with that) I think it's probably more like a country, it was divided into 3 states arranged like a target. the inner state was Tegdirbia, (yes that is my name backwards with the -ia suffix, we had a name reversing phase in primary school). the next ring out was called Eineeuqia (my friend's name backwards with whom i made up things about my land). The outer ring was called Poclia (no, not a friend's name, i don't know why i came up with that.)
HANG ON I JUST CHECKED. WHEN I MADE THIS LAND I WROTE UP AN 11 PAGE DOCUMENT ABOUT ITS HISTORY AND EVERYTHING. I EVEN MADE A FUCKING LANGUAGE AND NOW I REREAD IT AND IT'S LIKE A FUCKING TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE!
3. Your favourite celebrity and an old woman you’ve never met are hanging off a cliff, who do you save?
Firstly, i took the liberty of adding a u to favorite i'm sure it's not incorrect for where you live but i blog from australia thank you very much. i may not have much regard for capitals, as is evident, but i'll be damned if i skip a u in my posts. Now to the question, I'd try for both and given my very low regard for my own life, sacrifice myself if it comes to it. yeah that's right, i'm motherfucking noble
...shit. i don't... i can't...OH! FROZONE. MOTHER FUCKING FROZONE EVERYBODY. my brother's talking next to me and he says roger the homunculus and lobster johnson.
5. If you could travel to the universe of your one favourites show, which would it be?
right, well i wouldn't choose Supernatural, because i value my life. the universe of sherlock has no appeal unless i get to help out on cases. i think i'd go for either Firefly or Star Trek. Firefly because motherfucking space cowboys and Star Trek because I'M OFF TO STAR FLEET MOTHERFUCKERS. (i say that a lot. from now on i shall type Oedipus. has everyone heard the awesome, or rather disturbing, song, Oedipus Rex by Tom Lehrer? has anyone heard of Tom Lehrer? EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO MOTHE- OEDIPUS TOM LEHRER.
No but my next door neighbours have a cat which spends more time in my yard than theirs so no, but kinda. we had gold fish, one was called Jayne and the other Book. But i think the cat ate them.
7. Favourite ice cream flavour?
There's this one at baskin robbins. It's this gorgeous chocolate flavour but with fucking peanut butter chunks in it. PEANUT BUTTER CHUNKS. I AM ABUSING THE BOLD FEATURE BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
8. What celebrity would you most like to meet?
...shit. i would screw it up so badly from the moment i opened my mouth. there are so many people i'd love to meet and because i am completely incapable of deciding from the cast of even one single show (because the entire cast is amazing and i would launch into a million questions regarding their decisions on their characters but manage to make absolutely no sense) i think that i'll just have to skip this one...
...WHY THE FUCK MUST YOU INSIST ON ASKING QUESTIONS THAT BLOW MY BRAIN TO PIECES TRYING TO DECIDE? i ... just... shit. um. i am currently reading Out of the Deep which is bloody brilliant, i generally don't read WIPs but it's updated regularly and it's just so wonderful so i survive.
destiel. I ship it romantically, platonically, sexually, frankly i'm cool with whatever canonical form it takes just as long as they recognise the deep love (platonic, romantic or otherwise) that these characters have for each other.
11. Top five favourite tumblrs
again with the impossible questions? i'm sorry i can't do this,
well that was fun. sorry for skipping half of them (okay it was only a little over a quarter that i skipped but still)
if you could slap one fictional character in the face and tell them something, who would it be and what would you tell them?
zombies have hit your city (the shambling type, they're strong in numbers but they're not too fierce on their own). where do you hide out and what is your weapon?
describe your ideal reading nook (or just your own personal hide out)
if you could master one skill (like singing, hand-to-hand combat, juggling geese, photoshop, maths, whatever) what would it be and why?
if you could be in charge of one episode for your favourite tv show (and i mean an episode in keeping with your show's traditional style, you can't turn doctor who into a porno for an episode) what would it be?
if you could speak one language other than your own (fictional or otherwise) what would it be?
name two mythical creatures you wish were real, and which would you keep as a pet?
if you could your own small business, what would it be?
if humans had functioning wings what would you like them to look like? (angel style, bat style with horns at the ends etc)
tell the lamest joke or the most groan worthy pun you know
if you were a superhero, what would your power be and what would your costume look like?
it's too late to find 5 more people to tag so anyone else who wants to do this can go for it
