Pumpkin pie, High Five Diner, Little Fort BC, 10/10. Fork for scale. A monstrosity comparable in offense to US politics: no matter which way you turn your vision is part obscured by the overbearing obscenity of it. Petulantly screaming “look at me!”, it all but started grabbing pussies and conjuring up insults for the other food choices on the menu. Its whipped cream wig, brazenly convinced of its own self-importance, is so wildly detached from reality it’s convinced me that consuming the entire thing in one sitting will cure covid, whilst at the same time (through a campaign of disinformation) has, on account of the potential for lactose-induced disruption in the south, told everyone else to “stand back and stand by”. #pumpkinpie #whippedcream #highfivediner #food #foodporn #digestdigress (at High-Five Diner) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHJnv69jiiQ/?igshid=1wgccmlkvfvqm