Me casually binge-watching all 40 episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries and reading my old book of Sabrina comics just to get the characters' personalities accurate as possible-
It's a fucking hassle but at least all Jughead is, is just a person with an bottomless pit of a stomach. And I mean that in a good way.
I've been in the Archie Comics fandom since the beginning of middle school and I'm willing to admit that I might've gotten to the point where my mother and my father are heavily concerned about my wellbeing.
Then again, I've been a big fan of Alice in Wonderland since I was in elementary school. Yet my parents don't see a problem with that. Weird how one fandom they approve of but the moment I go into another based on what interests me, it's just a different story.
That being said, I just came up with the most ridiculous idea I've ever thought of. I am willing to write this via AO3:
Archie's Weird Mysteries - There's no Hamburgers in Wonderland
PREMISE: Archie and Jughead are in it now; after the curiosity of another weird mystery takes them down a rabbit hole to another world, Archie and Jughead must find a way back to Riverdale before they get their heads chopped off. Will they be able to make it back in time for Veronica's costume party or will it be off with their heads?!
I didn't expect many Team StarKid fans to like and reblog my Cinderella's Castle post-
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Also I just realized that I've seen a Team StarKid Production in the past. I saw Twisted in the past and uh- how did I not know that musical was done by Team StarKid? oh my god-
Was I a Team StarKid fan all my life and I didn't even know?!
So, funny enough, I just imagine Jughead being tempted to consume everything within range in Wonderland. Because canonically, Jughead is a giant eating machine.
Archie is just trying to figure out this world a bit more and you just have Jughead eating fucking EVERYTHING-