Once in a Blue Moon Bender
Involving @stickers95 humanized designs of Finn McMissile and Leland Turbo and @ihatedamonv humanized Rod Torque Redline set in my Vampire Cars 2 AU after the Miles debacle and the WGP
Also for @rodtorqueredlinefangirl, @gochujangst, @vampsvitae, @cars2-renaissance, @raven1774, @amethyst257,
Once in a blue moon and when the stars align; Rod, Finn and Leland are out and about London with no active missions.
One drink turns into two then three then soon all three spies are stumbling about (well the two living spies and the one undead vampire spy trying to keep them from wandering off)
Leland's senses don't help as he can smell the alcohol coursing through their bodies and flavoring the blood with every pump
The vampire Brit only risks a little sup from both of their necks and heals them just enough to resemble hickies
By some chance, all of them wander near Highgate Cemetery and Leland has to stop the drunk American from breaking in (Finn is there for drunken moral support)
This by accident leads to a ressurgence of sightings of the Highgate Vampire from onlookers
If Leland's sharp glowing red eyes catch a glint of a fang or pointed ears on someone, that's between him and them
Especially if said person raises a clawed finger to their mouth to shush him
Rod is a sentimental and cuddily drunk while Finn is a giggly and handsy drunk, a fun combination combined with their heated bodies and Leland's freezing cold body
Nearing sunrise, Leland manages to drag the other two back into C.H.R.O.M.E headquarters to get some rest and end up in a big pile on the bed, limbs tangled between them and kisses pressed to steady and nonexistent pulses on the neck
With Leland sandwiched between the strong heartbeats lulling him to torpor just as the sun rises