Top Ten HOTTEST Moments in Hazbin Hotel (Ranked) (Prince's Version)
(credit to @ap0theism for the idea! check out his post if you haven't!)
This Top 10 isn't for coolest scenes. It isn't for best scenes. It's for scenes that made me HOT. It's for scenes that made me COME. Ok? Ok.
(Honorary mentions: Velvette's witchy side profile pose when she finds Baxter and Niffty at the tower; Vox's manhandling of Alastor throughout all of Don't You Forget (Reprise); Alastor's "Yours since we met" in Don't You Forget and the callback to it in Hear My Hope; "I'll show you what it means to be the motherfucking king of Hell.")
Number 10: Charlie bursting through the door with her horns out and tail lashing and fire burning, yelling "Where the FUCK is my dad?" • I have pavloved myself into sexualizing Charlie's demon mode. I regret nothing.
Number 9: Velvette's smirking finger twirl when she's calling Carmilla an old hag who thinks she's tough shit • She just looks good ok. she looks good. she's being cocky and she looks good. that's literally it.
Number 8: "Two Itty Bitty Conditions" • They animated the fuck out of his expression and mannerisms here and it WORKS.
Number 7: Husk chained and trembling with fear at Alastor's feet • Waiter, waiter! Make it more graphic and demeaning, please!
Number 6: The entire Lute/Vaggi fight in S1E8 • I rewatched this episode with friends and watching that I said "I need them to fuck" and I do. and I still do. Lute is so hot when she's tring to kill her.
Number 5: Vox standing still and unbothered while Lucifer circles him • Earned his Hell's Hottest title right there. That's Father. That's Daddy.
Number 4: Hallucination Adam's whispered "Yeah?"s • OH MY GOD FINE. FINE. IT GOT TO ME. ADAM GOT ME THERE. LEAVE ME ALONE
Number 3: "I thought you found me, oh, what was it? Inspiring?" while tuned to every speaker in the room • I might have passed out
Number 2: "When I say 'come,' you say?" "Yes, Valentino." "When I say 'you are fucking 20 guys before lunch,' you say?" "Yes, Valentino." • I had this scene in my head for WEEKS my brain would go When I say come, you say? and the other part of my brain would scream like a crowd in a 2012 One Direction concert. Except its me.
And now, finally, and you might have seen that coming.....🥁🥁🥁🥁
NUMBER 1: "I just need to borrow that empty little head of yours..." • That whole entire scene from the moment Vox appears to when Angel's rolling his eyes back fully in trance is the top 1. BY FAR. But that one quote is MADDENING brother that is STRAIGHT from AO3 that is STRAIGHT from Read Only Mind I KNOW one of you in the writer's room is a regular on hypnohub motherfucker. Thank you for your service. Fans and non-fans alike will be jerking their thang to this scene for ages to come.
