elven attitudes towards professional wrestling
Bosmer: "kayfabe" is a pointless concept; stories are their own form of reality and the donning of ritual roles (heel, face) are just aspects of the greater unfolding play initiated by Y'ffre at the creation of the world. Observe the themes, observe the interaction of players; in this way is the world preserved. Sing the praises of the players. Adorn yourselves with approximations of their warpaint. Chug like three cans of Pact-friendly Monster Energy drink equivalent and break your elbow trying to suplex your second cousin.
Dunmer: "kayfabe" is everything. Consider the rich history of the Velothi People, the struggles of exile and relocation, the First Council, the elevation of the Tribunal, the Ashlander prophecies: are these so different? The machinations behind the scenes, the conspiracies and plots, alliances and betrayals -- all context-rich allusions to the Psijic Endeavor. Nothing but Mephalan/Boethian artform elevated to its highest degree. In my essay I will prove that Eddie Guerrero was the Nerevarine --
Altmer: why are these oily Nords wearing spandex
