HIGUCOTT/GUNNEDSTRATEGIST First Date: :D
Higuchi(red and embarrassed): hey Hirotsu? Can I ask you for some um advice?
Hirotsu: of course Higuchi, what is it you need assistance with?
Higuchi(getting redder): well um I er have a date after work and I figured um...you would know more than ... the others we work with about how to- um...treat a um...lady...on a first date...and what's like best to wear...and um...
Hirotsu: congratulations on your date Higuchi. I would be glad to help you.
Higuchi: oh thank god. im so glad you've been on dates with women. no one else has.
Hirotsu: what are you most concerned about with your date higuchi?
Higuchi: well, should I bring a gift? And should I pay for the bill?
Hirotsu: hm. do you think she'll bring a gift, if so, i would bring one. Offer to pay the bill and if she says she got it, let her pay.
Higuchi: well, she'll probably bring a gift, but what do I get her?
Hirotsu: what does she like?
Higuchi: hmm...she likes books and nature. I could give her one of my parents old books?
Hirotsu: if you think she'll like it, go ahead. Remember, the important thing isn't the cost, it's the thought.
Higuchi: that was sweet wtf. anyways, thanks for the advice hirotsu!
Hirotsu: Any time Higuchi.
Louisa: um...Mr. Fitzgerald? What did you bring your wife on her first date?
Francis: Flowers. Obviously.
Francis: Her favourites, lilies.
Francis: are you going on a a date Louisa?
Louisa: ...yes-? I know the girl- er...well. um. I'm just concerned about doing something wrong. She likes flowers, but I'm not sure what kind and I'm scared to ask her.
Francis: Roses. Do roses and tulips. Those are the safest options. Your date will be perfect, use my credit card, make sure your date feels cared for. Pay the bill. Don't let her pay. Listen to what she's talking about and nod and smile.
Louisa: alright. Thank you!
Louisa: I got you some flowers!
Higuchi: I'm kind of embarrassed now, I got you a book.
Louisa: thank you so much Ichiyou! This is amazing!
Higuchi(stuttering sapphic mess): uh yeah- ajdjwjdoa yep.
Lucy: is that a port mafia member??? louisa why the f are you going on a date with a port mafia member?
Gin: is higuchi on a date with a guild member.
(Lucy and Gin stare at each other.)
Lucy: ... you're a port mafia member.
Lucy: you're quiet. lit. wanna...stalk these two with me-? i don't trust this.
(aka the start of lucygin/dolledcross)/j(or is it 🤨 idk haven't decided yet)
(meanwhile louisa and higuchi are having a great time unaware of the fact their friends are watching them.)
