Nov 8, 2017
@hijikatoshi
“Shinsengumi?... It brings back memories of a simpler time. Ah, I am not here to reminiscent-- forgive me for going off topic. Your inquiry-- could you repeat it once more?”
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@hijikatoshi
“Shinsengumi?... It brings back memories of a simpler time. Ah, I am not here to reminiscent-- forgive me for going off topic. Your inquiry-- could you repeat it once more?”
APPLICATION
@hijikatoshi
1. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Hijikata Toshizo Vice Commander of the Shinsengumi, who the fuck are you?!
2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? WHY???
Bouncer - Protecting those in need of it is what I do, I’ll have your safe haven rid of its trash and miscreants in no time.
3.DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU OR ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING?
Payment won’t be necessary.
“I’M KARKAT, LEADER OF THIS OPERATION! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? ANYWAY, YOU SEEM LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE, BUT WE DON’T NEED OUR BOUNCERS TO BE FRIENDLY TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALSO ASSHOLES! AND I’M THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE THERE EVER WAS, SO I GUESS YOU’LL FIT IN HERE JUST FINE. JUST DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE TO PEOPLE WHO AREN’T ASSHOLES FIRST, ASSHOLE!!!”