#ca cantown

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Application

1. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 

Hi my name is Sayori! 

2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? WHY??? 

I’d like to think I’m pretty friendly so if you need someone to give others a warm welcome and show them around I can do that! I’m pretty new here to the city and I don’t really have any friends right now so…I guess I just really want someone to talk to? I can man the hot dawg stand too probably but um…I eat a lot. 

3. DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU OR ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING? DISCLAIMER: OUR REVENUE COMES FROM DONATIONS, AND TEN CENT SNACK FOODS. BUT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS, AND YOU CAN EAT AS MANY HOT DAWGS AS YOU WANT. GO EASY ON THE MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING, IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE SOMETIMES AND IF I GO DOWN THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING SHIT SHOW.

I’m volunteering! Finding a paying job would be nice but I really just wanna help some people out and make friends!

“WELCOME ON BOARD THEN. IT’S OKAY IF YOU EAT A LOT, JUST MAKE SURE TO PUT MORE HOT DAWGS UP TO ROAST WHEN YOU’RE DONE. AND WE CAN HELP YOU FIND A JOB!!! THERE’S ACTUALLY A LIST OF THEM FLOATING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. ANYWAY. THANKS FOR SIGNING UP. WE’RE ALWAYS IN NEED OF FRIENDLY PEOPLE ON THE TEAM.”

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@actuallymuffet said:  

“I’ve a delivery for you, here” And it was quite the delivery; Muffet herself held several boxes (the kind you’d get doughnuts in) stacked upon each other, and behind her two small legions of spiders each carried a stack of boxes too.

Each box held a good amount of various baked goods from her bakery, as fresh as they can be after the trip from there to here. “Someone else ordered this delivery, so don’t worry about payment. And then there’s some extra thrown in for free, too, because I like what you’re doing here. I can arrange for more deliveries every so often of leftover, unsold goods as well, so don’t expect this to be my last visit, deary.”

==> That is an actual giant spider-person. With two legions of spiders. Oh shit. Okay. Breathe. You nod, helping her ciphon the large stack of boxes into the lobby. Calm down, asshole! She’s friendly.

“THANKS! I’LL... MAKE SURE THESE GET TO ALL OF THE DISTRICTS. I MEAN THEY REALLY LOOK AMAZING.”  ==> And they really do! Maybe you’ll visit the Spider Bites Bakery sometime. If you can speak coherent sentences by then.

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A few boxes of canned food, scarves and gloves are dropped where appropriate. He would stick around to deliver them in person, but he has work to attend. A note with the words "I'll bring more! SC" is taped to one of the boxes.

–「 You’re not sure what SC stands for, but you tack a note up on the drop off center’s bulletin board.」

[ @ SC, THANKS. PEOPLE DO GET TIRED OF HOT DAWGS EVENTUALLY. DON’T GET CARRIED AWAY WITH IT TO THE POINT IT PUTS YOU IN A BAD PLACE THOUGH. BUT WE APPRECIATE IT. - KARKAT ] 

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APPLICATION

@hijikatoshi

1. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Hijikata Toshizo Vice Commander of the Shinsengumi, who the fuck are you?!

2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? WHY???

Bouncer - Protecting those in need of it is what I do, I’ll have your safe haven rid of its trash and miscreants in no time.

3.DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU OR ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING?

Payment won’t be necessary.

“I’M KARKAT, LEADER OF THIS OPERATION! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? ANYWAY, YOU SEEM LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE, BUT WE DON’T NEED OUR BOUNCERS TO BE FRIENDLY TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALSO ASSHOLES! AND I’M THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE THERE EVER WAS, SO I GUESS YOU’LL FIT IN HERE JUST FINE. JUST DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE TO PEOPLE WHO AREN’T ASSHOLES FIRST, ASSHOLE!!!” 

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@candykraken

1. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Callie Cuttlefish! 2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING? WHY???

I would be happy to provide security and run the hot dawg stand. I can also donate some space heaters.

3. DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU OR ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING?

I’m volunteering!

“YEAH. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD ROUGH SOMEBODY UP IF WE NEEDED IT. OR ROUGH UP SOME HOT DAWGS. WHICHEVER HAPPENS FIRST, HONESTLY. ALSO, THANKS FOR THE SPACE HEATERS TOO. THE TOASTIER IN HERE THE BETTER. ANYWAY, CONSIDER YOURSELF HIRED. DON’T FORGET TO STOCK THE DRINK COOLER AND VENDING MACHINES TOO. DRY MOUTH AND HOT DAWG IS A FUCKING TERRIBLE COMBINATION.”