When I called my grandma to tell her I was getting married, but explained the whole its not gonna be legal cuz he's disabled she said,
"What do you need a license for?? Keep the government out of it. You prick your fingers and put it to some paper and you're as married as you need to be."
And yet my mom looks at me askance when I refer to my grandma and aunts as a coven of hill witches.










