#him: ...

[ragsy]

I went to a reptile expo yesterday and held a $4,500 snake. He was very polite.

[blue-jos10]

neil: look at those people in black, do you think there'll be food?

kevin: ...it's riko's funeral service

neil: oh

neil:

neil: do you think there'll be food?

[etchtrolls]

the greatest thing ever about putting vloitu- and crasne for that matter!- onto the judge meme things is that trolls always get so confused?? like, why does this purple have fins, OR is he just a goddamn sea dweller but him fins small? and where are those teals’ eyes?? 

mostly vloitu because whenever i see someone referring to him as a sea dweller i just picture him like. cutting his hand or something and going “PSYCH bitch im PURPLE”

[adiscoveredcountry]

my two pet peeves for people coming to the desk at my job are: 

1) people asking me for directions to fast food places and/or what’s still open, because i’m terrible at giving directions and neither are my job

2) people who lean on the desk but aren’t going to ask me anything, preventing me form picking up my book because i’m so filled with discomfort

and this guy is doing both