hey dio are you a himbo or a dilf or both please confess please admit it i didn't watch this show just to thirst on all the hot guys for nothing you fucking cockney hot bastard
This is not a roleplay blog... although I have found myself channeling a frankly terrifying amount of Dio’s chaotic energy in running it.
That said, Dio is obviously a himbo, but himbos and dilfs are not mutually exclusive.
You can’t wear a cape like that and strike a pose like that and hang out on a fucking rooftop like that and *not* be a himbo. But Dio’s also like 150 years old and also *apparently* (because i can’t help being spoiled on this goddamn property) sired at least one child, and I would very much like to fuck him, so clearly he’s also a dilf.
Best of both Za Warudos.