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my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

#mine #he showed me pictures of his (very beautiful) nieces and was like #'she's a doctor' 'this one is in finance' 'oh this one has a terrible boyfriend I'll introduce you to her go steal her from him'#and i asked my guy how many of them like women #and he was like only one but you're so tall you can change their minds #also for the record im bisexual but ive been in a girl mood lately #another boneless banger

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

#the other players and fans love this about him to be clear #Logan is a chill guy who helps keep the team's morale up in the dugout #and Walter is a little too intense but pitches good #Logan has said he sometimes walks out to the mound and then skips forward to the end with walter having pitched a whole inning #mariners #plurality