my “FOREVER” pairing — robin/barney SIGH
my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood) — barney/lily tbh
my “friends-with-benefits” pairing — robin/lily :’)
my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”) — l o l robin/barney and tracy/ted
my “hate sex” pairing — uh
my “working on it” pairing — all of them after that finale
my favorite threesome / poly ship — don’t have one
my platonic “their friendship is too precious to mess it up with romance” ship — robin/marshall
my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing — none
my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing — also none lol
my endgame pairing — everything that didn’t happen basically – robin/barney, tracy/ted, marshall/lily where lily doesn’t get shafted
my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing — i’m getting repetitive again but robin/barney
my “settling for second choice” pairing — i mean… robin/ted isn’t even settling for second choice, it’s settling for utter garbage so none i guess
my “I don’t want to ship it but I do” pairing — hmm none