hiraethmaiden replied to your post “pls help me alleviate my mittelschmerz pain by donating fun crack au...”
ahhh, I'm sorry to hear that you're in pain!! I hope it subsides soon!!! as for fun crack au ideas, hmm how about band AU (rock/goth/punk/emo), coworkers at MC Donalds AU lmao, Business/ Boss & Employers AU, members of rivaling gangs AU, school club AU (like something whimsical and adorable like marching band or drama club haha), reluctant team mates that save the world together AU, Disney AU? :'D
wait omg i love the school band and club ones!!! let’s just go for regular school concert band bc i was in it for all of middle school lmao
ignazio -- plays the trumpet | is in like,,,,,recycling club, science olympiad, cooking club, av club,,,,,pretty much if someone asked him to join, he did bc he can’t say no
wolfram -- plays the flute | is in theatre 100% no doubt about it and probably glee club like the drama queen he is
oskar -- one of many clarinets, but also sometimes the glockenspiel | torn between saying either lacrosse or soccer, but very much a jock, and is sometimes dragged into theatre bc of wolf :D
edmund -- plays the tenor sax y’know so he can go all careless whisper | i think jazz band? fashion club for sure tho, and probably theatre too lol, and creative writing, secret founder of the poetry club
valentin -- drums bc he’s not a real musician get it??? | probably a jock too, but for sure lacrosse, and maybe wrestling? idk he just likes hitting ppls
lothar -- trombone idk why he just gives me that vibe for concert band | student council probably, not president, but treasurer maybe? gardening club, and maybe poetry club too?
einar -- drums bc he likes hitting things :D | no clubs this man is an enigmatic hobo presence on campus
bonus -- ekkehard is banned from poetry club