fukurodani hcs <333
"knock knock" "who's there" "who" "who who" yeah it's the fuckin owl team i couldn't sleep so i did this instead LMAO
akaashi runs a bookstagram that everyone on the team follows, but this also means the comments on nearly all his posts has nothing to do with books and mostly to do with like. literally EVERYTHING else
the entirety of fukurodani academy knows that you're not allowed to be mean to onaga or shuuichi or else you're going to have the vbc trying to kick your ass
shuuichi to onaga: "akaashi-san is so cool and talented and smart i wanna be just like him!!" akaashi, unprompted, in the middle of silence w/ konoha: "if pokemon really wanted to they could kill all the people on the planet and take over the world"
okay but akaashi is the type to always say things with genuine sincerity and seriousness even if it's just a joke and konoha refuses to let anyone give him shit for it
(not that anyone on the team would let akaashi get shit on but. konoha is just always ready to swing at any given moment)
look i just really love konoha and akaashi friendship it's super underrated!!
yknow that couple who comments on the nationals matches and are just super cute together??? yeah i like to think that they go to fukurodani
genta is friends with akaashi and infuriates konoha to no end, which is funny bc i also think that think genta and konoha are two of the non-rich kids of fukurodani
it's okay they actually have fun arguing with each other and one of their favorites is who's more of a class traitor
"you're the one dating a trust fund baby!" "yeah, well, you could be too if you weren't a fucking coward - "
genta absolutely knows about konoha's crush on akaashi
washio once asked what he could do to appear "less scary" and sarukui went "OH i saw this in ouran high school host club!" and they put komi on his shoulders for the entire week
it worked!
but since komi can't do that 24/7, they've just agreed to have one person accompany washio at all times so that he doesn't come across as threatening
yukie and kaori also run their own insta called "fukurodanifuckups" and it's just short vids and pics of the team being absolute dumbasses
some of their posts include: komi falling off washio's shoulders on their first day, konoha spinning sarukui in a wheely chair and sarukui faceplanting the minute he stood up, and a time at training camp when bokuto was trying to kick a door open but kuroo opened it from the other side before impact and got the full force of it
it's okay!! he only ended up with some bruising, thirty minutes with an ice pack per day, and orders to take it slow
but fukurodani felt so bad that they all agreed to let kuroo cash in on a mass IOU whenever he needed
kuroo, being kuroo, asked if there was a day they were free and got everyone together to hang out on a picnic :))