11 WAYS TO SPOT UN HISPER (HISPANIC + HIPSTER = HISPER)
Hispanic and Hipster blend into such a smooth portmanteau it’s like the words were designed with the other in mind. Say it with us. Hiiiisssspppeeerrr. Feels right, doesn’t it? We think so, too. We also think that something so drenched in divine design deserves attention. The Hisper has escaped the limelight for far too long.
Today, we change that. Today, we share with you 11 ways to spot a Hisper.
1. Surrounded by guebrros*? Hisper. (*guerro bros)
2. Looking more flamboyant and colorful than his Hispanic ancestors? Hisper.
3. Staring off pensively and appearing misunderstood among Hispanic family? Hisper.
4. Fedora? Wait, straw fedora? Hisper.
6. Being Hispanic at Coachella? Hisper.
7. Wearing abuela’s duds at a tacky Christmas sweater party? Hisper.
8. Toting a Nikon? Hisper.
9. Red pants, gregarious dancing, and the only wedding guest making direct eye contact with the professional photographer? Hisper.
10. Is this real life? Flannel. Checkered print. Pre-rolled sleeves. Ain’t nobody got time to roll J.Crew button up shirt sleeves in the mornin’! Hisper.
11. Does summer caj apparel consist of fedora + Sperry’s + J.Crew button up (presumably pre-rolled)? Hisper. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
Credits: Thanks to @houston_dave, our freelance Hisper