#hissssssssss

[mewtwoandme]

Birf!

[cuddlebugmonster]

M eow? Should mow ?

Meowsolutly! Meust prrrrrrrovide meowbstunance 👁👄👁

[elinorbard]

it's truly remarkable how AI has made even basic spellcheck so much worse.

yes, microsoft word, you're totally right. "He recognized it make" is so much better.

[fuckblast]

Seeing people warn about bottom growth like it's something bad like I know we're all on different journeys but I want a huge schlong. I think about it a lot. I had a dream the other night. I was sucking myself off, great stuff. More importantly, not that it would change anything, but someone in the informed consent congo should have mentioned the ingrown hairs. Yes I know they mention hair growth. I love the hair growth. Got good genes for body hair. Someday I'm gonna look like that beefy fuck of a cook from dungeon show. But the ingrown hairs. My god. Nobody warned me.

[kowwpow]

AHHHH I FEEL LIKE IM GETTING SPRAYED WITH A SPRAY BOTTLE FOR JUMPING ON THE COUNTER—

[whackpattie]

[raises my pitchfork] GET OUTTA HERE YA HARLOT !!! BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!!

[makiokuta]

oh the tumblr layout changed has hit. I hiss at change like the old lady I am.

[sozettaslow]

IF YOU THINK I’M NOT PISSED OFF FOR SAYING FOR OVER A DECADE HOW SHO IS ACTUALLY NOT THE BAD GUY AND EVERYONE SCOFFING AND GOING OK SASSY WHATEVER ONLY FOR NEO TO COME OUT AND EVERYONE NOW CHANGING THEIR TUNE LIKE SHO IS PRECIOUS AND A PERFECT TRASH BEING BINCH I’VE BEEN PREACHING THIS FOR A MILLENIA