big spoon/little spoon: tater is totally big spoon. Kent always makes him ask though because tater goes, “I be larger spoon yes? Like tablespoon and teaspoon”favorite non-sexual activity: photoshoot a with Kit who uses all the hot water: Kent. What a damn diva. most trivial thing they fight over: whose turn it is to clean out the litter boxwho does most of the cleaning: let’s be real here they hire a cleaning service. what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Kent who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: tater, he has grown accustomed to heat and doesn’t like the cold very much anymore. who steals the blankets: Kent steals them first, tater steals them back. who leaves their stuff around: taterwho remembers to buy the milk: their grocery servicewoman, yolandawho remembers anniversaries: taterWho cooks normally?: they order out… A lot. One time Kent had Guy Fieri come over and coif for them because he thought it was hilariousHow often do they fight? Not often. Lots of miscommunication issues are the root of their little tiffs What do they do when they’re away from each other? Send snapchats of themselves with ridiculous filtersNicknames for each other? Hotty Totty and Cat Lady Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Kent definitelyWho steals the covers at night? TaterWhat would they get each other for gifts? I have no fuckign clue… Collectable snow globes??Who kissed who first? Tater kissed Kent first definitely Who made the first move? Kent is a HoeWho remembers things? Kent. Sentimental piece of shitWho started the relationship? Tater, but Kit officially. Who cusses more? Definitely tater, you just don’t know what he’s saying. What would they do if the other was hurt? Fight every person in the world until they could make sure the other was okay