And lastly - Gabe and Rosie for ship meme
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - we know I feel abt thisAwful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - as long as we want
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I want to say normal but I feel like that doesn’t really work for this situation
How was their first kiss? - LISTEN. after this coffee date Gabe is going to ask if he can kiss her so p damn amazing
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Gabe
Who is the best man/men? - Matthew but also Marnie is in there somewhere
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Caroline Grace and Alma
Who did the most planning? - Rosie
Who stressed the most? - Rosie
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - no one.
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? - Rosie more so !!
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - a normal amount of time
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - rosie gets more !
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - thREe
How many children will they adopt? - none
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - gabe tbh
Who is the stricter parent? - rosie
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both of them they’re not dumb
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - rosie
Who is the more loved parent? - rosie
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? rosie
Who cried the most at graduation? - rosie
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - gabe but also rosie
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - rosie
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - rosie
Who does the grocery shopping? - rosie but gabe will help also
How often do they bake desserts? - as much as rosie wants
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - literally this question
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - either
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - gabe
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - gabe
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - rosie
Who is really against chores? - neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - gabe
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - rosie
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - gabe
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - rosie
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both of them (but rosie bC THAT’S HOW THEY MET)
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - christmas/halloween possible more
What are their goals for the relationship? - see previous replies
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - gabe
Who plays the most pranks? - gabe, if anyone