#hitman anon

[maestro-of-clockwork]

My first real love, broke my heart and disappeared without a trace. I know you're not able to relate. But it still tortures me beyond belief. So I'd like to see to it that they're similarly tortured.

I'd be more than happy to...how may I find this person?

[maestro-of-clockwork]

Not quite a project... Do you deal in revenge? I was very horribly wronged.

Of course, I can!

If I may be so bold as to ask, what did they do to wrong you?

[maestro-of-clockwork]

If someone wanted to kill somebody, and employed specifically YOUR help because of your cruelty, would you take it as a compliment?

Oh, certainly!

Why do you ask? Do you need help with a project of yours? :)

[subjectsix]

HELLO HI i just had the honour to WITNESS the end of hitman 3 and can i just say the 2nd to last mission made me feel NOT OK what a rollercoaster!! i went from "hey mum here i am don't be scared i'll protect u :)" to "omg 47 dancing tango? best mission ever" to "MUM??! YOU KILL ME? YOU KILL YOUR BOY?!" over the course of TWO MINUTES and then the last mission took me exactly 47 minutes how cool is that. and THEN i hear about a secret ending that references the hitman 2000 timeline?! amazing. its achievement name is “47 takes another nap” asdfsgfhgs. anyway one of the things i certainly DIDN'T expect from the hitman games was feelings. also can we talk about the apex predator music. also can we talk about the design of chongqing. also can we talk about the new kinds of level designs! i played dartmoor like a murder mystery detective game and it was so cool! i had so much fun what am i gonna do with my life now. thank you again for introducing me to the lore all those months ago!! - hitman "anon"

HI HI HI!!!!

Oh man, I have my various bones to pick with Hitman 3, but the interactions with Diana in that level and the dream sequence afterward are some of my favorite things about it <3 the sheer panic I felt when I sprinted off to protect Diana at some point aksjdhfkjh I was so totally immersed

Honestly at this point 47 needs a nap, the man's been through too much KJDSHFKJHSDF

THE HITMAN GAMES ARE SO FEELINGS!!!! I will argue, always, that Hitman is as much about navigating what emotions are, self-identity, and family, as much as it's also about increasingly clever kills and morbid sarcasm

I'm so glad you could play them and love them!!! ;u; I already miss it all so much-- I wish we could get more lore on Olivia and Lucas, or see more of previous characters, but cest la vie. <3!!! Thank you for always being a fun bright spot in my inbox as well !!!!

[subjectsix]

Hi, this is Hitman anon!! Long time no see I had to go away and do other stuff for quite a while but I am back and in the middle of playing Hitman 2 and AHHHH I finally get your username! I get it now I get it and I am officially HOOKED on 47's and Lucas' dynamic/relationship/alliance/bond aaaaaa

aaaaaa hi Hitman anon!! :D I hope you've been well!!!

HEHEHEH >:] ugh isn't their entire dynamic the best? the inherent brotherhood but the big gap and the want to bridge it and the fact that they can so casually but there's still so much in the way and to learn about each other and themselves and their own personal goals that drive them and UGH

enjoy it!!! I think 2 is my favorite :]

[corruptselfships]

Hitman anon, I just love the idea of teasing my f/os so badly, getting them so close to come only to pullback because hey, you came to me to tell me you had to go on a mission, so now, go and maybe, maybe I'll reward you for doing it quick.

[corruptselfships]

Hitman anon back! I really want to have got my f/o so used to react and answer to my commands and a tone of voice that if I use it in public, he would obey no question asked. He would do it and even be happy to do so because he know he will get rewarded handsomely for it and even beg for more, beg for me to wreck him and make him come over and over again in front of anyone and everyone

[subjectsix]

Have you watched the 2015 hitman movie? If so, did you like it? :D - hitman anon, now officially in the middle of their hitman spree

Hi Hitman anon!!! :D I’ve seen both Hitman movies!! I kinda consider them as like... based on the games but not super related to them since they’re SO different shdkfnskdndn

I think they’re fun popcorn movies! There’s some cool sequences and concepts from both 👀✨but I much prefer the games in terms of story and character building

I hope you’re having fun with Hitman!!! :D 💫💞