#hitman ii

[theserlingbucket]

Do you think we’re happy together, in any universe?

Maybe.

But not in this one.

[rogue-the-agorist]

This is probably a stupid question but I can't get it out of my head so I'm posting it here:

How come Agent 47 has never been caught with forensics? I understand he's supposed to be a clone with unique DNA designated for assassinations and whatnot, but how has he not been identified simply on fingerprints alone? Like was his fingerprints surgically removed at birth, or did he never have them to begin with? Is his DNA designed to self-destruct in a certain window of time? Then again, this is the same game where a short fall is considered a death sentence so maybe I'm taking things too seriously.

[asklittlepip]

Following up on the other day, I’ll mention HITMAN 3 as well as prior entries in the franchise are all on sale! And due to how these stories were structured, as they were originally going for a “seasonal” approach; you can play the “World of Assassination” Trilogy as one massive campaign!

If you wish to do this, then the cheapest & most direct route would be as follows: buy the HITMAN Trilogy, the Add-Ons bundle, and (optionally) the Seven Deadly Sins collection. The latter pack includes exceptionally difficult challenge missions that have no story connection to the main game, but do reward powerful items and cool cosmetics. All told, this is hundreds upon hundreds of hours worth of content, and while you might not think this is the kind of game that’d appeal to you, for various reasons I find most Fallout fans enjoy it as well.

I don’t want to spoil too much, since a lot of the fun is in discovery, but the replayability is through the roof, and not only is the game still getting regular updates every month, an entirely new mode is due at the start of next year to provide completely new options for the player!

The maps are among the best I’ve seen in any game, ever, the devs continue to expand the settings for disabled players and those who need certain accessibility options to function at all, and something I think that’s great is that you ALWAYS earn further progression, even upon failure. Don’t like certain UI pop-ups or “suggestions” on how to accomplish a mission either? Turn ‘em off!

I also like how canonically, Agent 47 only kills his targets and never innocents, and every one of these targets deserve what’s coming to them. From murderous drug cartel bosses to mafia lawyers, corrupt politicians and traitorous soldiers; there’s a certain satisfaction in making the (virtual) world a better place by drowning a rapist in their own toilet.

I could go on and on, but these games get my highest recommendation, and playing it all as a continuous, enormous story is the ideal way to do it.

I will leave you to prepare.

[angelwithashotgun79]

No one:

Me, reading Hitman fanfiction for literally 6 hours: Haha nice

[rogue-the-agorist]

Since my birthday weekend is over now, this means we can resume our regularly scheduled programming.

[rogue-the-agorist]

The fact that Sierra is one of the few targets in the WoA trilogy that can actually kill 47 inspired me to make this.

[rogue-the-agorist]

Today I would like to wish Sierra Knox a happy birthday! Unfortunately it looks she's not feeling too well today so everyone be sure comfort and let Sierra get the rest she deserves!