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Time to do the Mr JunkBox au lore dump post, and a special thanks to all 31 people who voted

(Me included)

Mr JunkBox: at the end of the puzzle vision movie, instead of puzzles landing in a dumpster, he landed in a junkyard instead. As his tv head landed in a pile of rubble, it bent his antennas and gave him a bit of brain damage, meant he has to memory of who he was or what he has done. Luckily the owner of said junkyard found him and was in a good mood, since the junkyard was in dire need of more employees he hired him as soon as he could. And he even gave him the name of JunkBox, which just kinda stuck around after a bit. While he has no memory of “puzzlevision”, he does tend to keep some old habits of his former self with him, like a constant need to be popular, random moments of anger, memories that he can’t recall, and a weird fear for blue plumbers and meat-mallets. He can still use his powers also…..just once he learns he has them and how to use them, that is.

Mr wpnz: his intro is pretty similar to the canon, it just changes when he meets JunkBox. He dragged his unconscious body into the junkyard and tried to fix him as best as he could, that’s why in the ref sheet wpnz has theirs some bandages on his limbs and all. While he can still use some of his arsenal, the heavy ones like the machine gun aren’t working properly. He was repaired in a “JUNKYARD” afterall. So until he is properly fixed, he’s stuck in the junkyard till then, but it ain’t so bad. Atleast he can hide from the massive target on his back sent by Hitman.Co.

Mr DAGR: he is Mr wpnz oldest friend rival. When they were younger they got along well, but as time passed they grew more distant, and even have their fights every now and then, or at least they did until wpnz left. He’s not much of a talker, and like his name suggests, he is very deadly with the right tools. Once the Hitman.Co higher ups found wpnz whereabouts, they sent all possible Hitman, assassins, bodyguards, and anyone at disposal to retrieve him at all costs, dead or alive. Unfortunately Mr dagr is the only one still hunting him down to this day.

The Hallucinations: back to JunkBox, not all of puzzles is gone per se, more or less just pushed down way deep inside that little gray head of his. Puzzlevision is constantly trying to regain their body and get revenge, but so far is only able to give JunkBox some nightmares, trauma, and even pain in his dreams that transfer to the real world. Then they got an idea to manipulate JunkBox into doing his work for him, and then wait for a moment to take control over their body once again and ending those stupid losers and that blue pest of a plumber.

Bloomp: he just showed up one day, nothing much about him seems interesting that much besides him being a great engineer, chef, fixer, and friend to JunkBox. (OOC: he’s just acting stupid to not blow his cover of being an alien sent from another planet to study earth about friendship because why not)

I’ll probably make a part 2 to this to see if I can add some explanations to the story. Like “does he meet leggy?”, “what about wotfi 2024?”, “what is wpnz?”, and such. But for now this is the lore dump I have for now about my puzzle au “Mr. JunkBox”.

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Evolution of Mr DAGR, my aus version of wpnz brother.

His lore is this:

During the early days of hitmanCO., the founders had an idea: “why waste time on regular killers when we can make them into living weapons of destruction!”. They called this project -Deadly Weaponry-. They still took in regular people, but when they become great killers, they turned them into, what they called, “elite killers”. Mr wpnz was known as “the perfect weapon”, he had the combined skills of every “elite” assassin into his utility. Mr dagr was the second before wpnz was created. While he can do almost anything wpnz could, he mainly used weapons like knifes, swords, chainsaws, and ofcourse, daggers. When wpnz left, the company slowly loses their clients left and right, so they ordered any and all units to locate and retrieve wpnz, dead or alive. And dagr is currently the one on his tail. The reason wpnz was different than the other “elites” was because he was still highly experimental and had feelings like love, hate, sadness, and others. This is why wpnz has a little temper problem. More lore about this hitmanCO. Soon.