#hitme.

[theoreticallyevan]

i’m evan, this is marlon the love of my life and the first one to reference sleepover the movie is getting kicked in the crotch.

with that being established: hello. my bio says im 29 bc i refuse to acknowledge i turned 30. i was in an xmen movie which was the best moment of my career but you probably know me from american horror story. i am not nearly as brooding or interesting as you may think but i do my best not to disappoint. talk to me anytime on aim or google @ twinksilvers .

[theoreticallyevan]

cryptid sighting! evan peters leaves apartment for first time in like a month. look how dead his eyes are

[theoreticallyevan]

my names evan and im probably the dumbest asshole youll ever talk to. 

if you recognize me from american horror story i think i can safely say youve either been attracted to me or find me extremely irritating. i can relate to both no worries. 

my boyfriend has me stranded at the london airport so talk to me on aim @ twinksilvers thx

[theoreticallyevan]

@licelolly tag this binch

[theoreticallyevan]

i’m evan but you probably know me as that twink from american horror story. that’s cool. there are worse things to be known for. i’m kind of an asshole but whether that is endearing or not is up to you. my aim is twinksilvers if you feel like talking shit.

[theoreticallyevan]

let’s get this intro out of the way.

my name’s evan, i’m kind of an asshole but i’ve been told i’m attractive enough to make up for it (use your own judgement on that one.) i needed a break from la so i’m here working retail in spencer’s (never actually done that before. i don’t know if i like it.) 

i like dogs, coffee, gore and talking shit. hmu on aim @ twinksilvers if you want.