now that you're dead

what are you going to do with your life? evan peters, 29, apparently an capricorn. @ twinksilvers ((rly fake))

[yungazia]

Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[deadmugen]

If I’m telling you how I feel and you make it seem like we arguing, I ain’t telling you how I feel no mo

[theoreticallyevan]

very hungover 

feel like garbage

[theoreticallyevan]

astro-ghorl replied to your post: just reached the stage of drinking where im...

like what

everything i have ever done is purposeless and i am going to die alone

[theoreticallyevan]

just reached the stage of drinking where im drawing bullshit profound conclusions

[theoreticallyevan]

why do i get so pretentious at night

[theoreticallyevan]

it’s strange to me knowing that i will never kno how many of u have seen my ass

[theoreticallyevan]

is there an anti-feelings vaccination

i want it

[cantmaketaylorstay]

i wake up from my nap. i have no idea what time it is. my head hurts. my lips feel numb and are stuck together with drool. my hair is all over the place. i fear that i have missed the apocalypse and am now the only one alive. my cat makes an annoyed noise as i shift in the bed.

[theoreticallyevan]

sometimes u make a couple moodboards and ur like “ok, that’s it, im done being productive today” and thats ok!

[theoreticallyevan]

60% of my text posts start with “do u ever”. i think this is my brain attempting to be relatable

[theoreticallyevan]

primordialahhs replied to your post: do u ever watch a show on putlocker and ur...

why putlocker of all places

it’s nowhere fuking else i have Looked

[theoreticallyevan]

do u ever watch a show on putlocker and ur like “how the fuk is this happening to me i fuking kno that guy”

[theoreticallyevan]

do u ever just think like “wow. u kno, speaking objectively, i am a terrible human being”

[theoreticallyevan]

do u ever look at ur life and go “oh...,noooooooooooooooooooooo”

[theoreticallyevan]

does anyone ever play cah here