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hitrecordjose replied to your post: tell me your thoughts about hot dad mads (¬‿¬)

i thought he just had one daughter does he have MORE?

he has a daughter and a son i believe

spanking

#*u* ehe #hitrecordjose #type: ask #misc: ask game

You wake up one morning. You go to put on clothes. All of the clothes in your closet and dresser are underwear. You go to the bathroom for a shower. Tub full of underwear. You go downstairs for breakfast. Fridge, pantry, every place is full of underwear.

you've been listening to too much night vale.

#hitrecordjose #this sounds like a really great prank to pull on someone tho

hitrecordjose replied to your post: someone come see pacific rim with me

ok let’s do this shit right now

[quietly plays 'i will wait' for u]

#hitrecordjose

I call my male cat "princess". Also "little bitch" and "dumbass" and "stupid head" and many other things. He is very happy and healthy. Basically... call your pet whatever you want as long as you take care of it! (which you obviously do cause I read about you cleaning and feeding and stuff all the time)

man i think the last thing on LEONARD'S mind is gender

this lil dude thinks about crickets and kale and carrots

he has no time for gender

#i call him he because for like the first two years of having him everyone thought he was male #and i just don't feel like changing pronouns though i can #i mean i'd do it for a person but? my lizard????#leonard the bearded dragon #hitrecordjose #ask