dylan why do you have that
Because when I was staying in france one of my roommates was teaching my other roommate how to have better sex (platonically) and she was like “we’re gonna do this right bitch” and earlier that day one of the lesbians on our floor (I swear to god everyone on our floor was queer it was great) had bet that she could draw a diagram of a vagina with her eyes closed. So we were like can you do that for us? So she did (and as you can see, she fucking nailed it) and then we labeled it so that my roommate could like demonstrate I guess. But we needed some place to hang it up and I had the biggest bed (it was a running joke that “anyone is welcome in Dylan’s bed” and it was true. I am told I make a great big spoon.) So we hung it up on the headboard of my bed and then when we finally left I wanted to take something with me. Last time I stole a wooden duck and while I did consider stealing the door nob, I eventually decided against it and ended up taking home the vagina as a keepsake instead.
