Apr 28, 2017
"Of course when I say 'pleasant moments' I mean for me, not for the women I tricked into helping me. They were too busy trying to get away from me trapping their arms to enjoy my naughty trick."
#Daily Mail#Anecdote#Naughty trick#Oh for fucks sake#It's not a naughty trick#You're not charming#You aren't James fucking Bond#HMS Glenroy#Singapore#Matelots#Uniforms#Overcoats#Sailors#On leave#Away from the unit#Concert#Dance hall#Ask a girl for help#So there you are#Out at a dance#Having a good time#And this guy asks you for help with his coat#Fair enough you think#Help him out#Fail to release their arms#End up in an embrace#No#Fuck right off you creepy wanker#That's not ok#Fuck all the way off