#hn karlposts

[k-jacobs-hn]

ive been offline for too long is the wedding still on?? @dont--blink @chaoticbeegremlin

[k-jacobs-hn]

YES GOOD CHOICE @catmanwastaken

I SEE YOU EYEING THAT COOKBOOK

YES YES GET IT YOU HAVE THE MONEY YOU RICH HERO FUCK

NONO- DONT TURN TOWARDS THE ELMER'S GLUE

[k-jacobs-hn]

everyone be nice to my very good friend @quackcasino

[k-jacobs-hn]

petition to rename L'Manburg to L'Gayburg for this month-ish-forever

yes

ues but spelled wrong

Voting ended onJun 3, 2025

[k-jacobs-hn]

@catmanwastaken the state of your nails is depressing

we gotta start from scratch man

come have a seat

[k-jacobs-hn]

@catmanwastaken

questions that got cut out of our interview(for reasons):

is this ur cousin?

r u by any chance a furry?

how long were u pregnant with red chaos?

is dream a middle name, first name or last? Is it Dr Ea. M?

how many times have u and 404 broken up?

does red chaos technically have 3 fathers?

would u approve of valorant getting romantically involved with say..someone a little far in the business? (completely hypothetical question of course)

if valorant had to pick a design of wedding invite what would it be?

..completely hypothetical

[k-jacobs-hn]

did y'all hear about the raid in the hero tower

cause i sure did they made such a ruckus, almost broke down our door- i mean Valorant's door

which i saw from my own penthouse. where i was that evening. alone. by myself.