happy birthday simm master you disgusting little freak (affectionate) (please make out w me)

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happy birthday simm master you disgusting little freak (affectionate) (please make out w me)
Fangs.....
𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 — 𝟏𝟕+
( afab!reader x ur fav male!char <3 )
✧ summary— ur bf makes u c//m… again. that’s all ;0
✧ cw— smut, afab reader, reader has a kitty but no pronouns/other descriptions are mentioned, u have a bf (he/him), vibrators, pwnp >;), vry self indulgent writing style. like, this is literally one of my fantasies written out so it’s kinda descriptive & wordy. daddy tumbly might hit this with a community label lol.
✧ a/n— let’s not talk about how my last post was 7months ago lol. i use the word sweet a lot, i think in my other fics i do so as well…. lol. hope u enjoy, ily guys, have an awesome week 🫶🏾
I’m just gonna leave this here for safekeeping.
Had the most deliciously whumpy dream.
(F) Whumpee found herself in the perfect countryside house--white roof, wrap around deck, perimeter picket fence to match--but the property was in the middle of literal nowhere. Fields surrounded by forests surrounded by mountains. No road lead up to the house, nor cut through the forest. And Whumpee wasn't alone in the house. Dogs and Horses milled about on the property, but whoever owned this place had a taste for oddity because there were also lemurs and gorillas on the property. I can't even recall all the times Whumpee had to escape from the weird creatures--all the animals were acting strange, as if controlled by something unseen--but the close calls gave me whumperflies. Beyond that tension, she kept catching glimpses of a man just outside of her peripheral vision. She tried to escape him, bolting from the house, but she could never reach the fence, no matter how long she ran towards it. And then, to her dismay, more of her friends, family, fellow townsfolk began to appear on the property. They were looking for her, had heard reports of a strange, mysterious man around town. (It was a very small town of 300 people, so they would notice.) Whumpee couldn't shake the feeling that somehting was wrong. That she was the bait to lure the town to this location. Finally, she met the strange man (Whumper, ofc, who was hot and dangerous, had that murderous glint and obsessive smile whenever he looked at Whumpee. Hnggghhhhh!) They met in an empty room to talk. But I could tell in her eyes, she was starting to fall for Whumper. His obsessive love had begun to wear through her caution. Not to mention, whatever he was planning, she wanted to be the sole one affected. But he promised her she wouldn't be alone. If she missed her town, then he wouldn't take her away from it. The town tried to stop him, tried to find Whumper and Whumpee once they found out Whumpee was nowhere to be found in the house. They discovered a tunnel beneath the house, and the men went down to find her. But it was already too late. Whumper had summoned a curse that consumed the town, burying it whole underground, where he had whisked Whumpee away to be loved by him. There was a way for Whumpee to undo the curse, to set the town free, but only if she could resist Whumper's love. If Caretaker could find her and help her choose the town over Whumper. And that's when I woke up...
so how about an epic myth rendition of US-Japanese relations history in the narrative of a young Alfred having to pass through hurdles to prove himself and convince a prince Kiku to break his isolation policy and marry him...spanning from the Perry expedition to modern times...written in a hybrid style that's a mix of turkish prose (cause that's my favorite) and Nara period japanese literature....lord help me
the oc brainrot is taking over me how can i be back to my normal murder sans brain after this