#hobbithottie

[waluigiapologist]

i hate my job but finding another job is rlly stressful and also i got to school full time so i have weird hours and my current job accommodates that but i don't think i could find another one that would 

basically i am stuck working in Shoe Hell (tm)

[waluigiapologist]

as far as best friends go mine is pretty great and gay

[queengallaghr]

It's hobbithottie's birthday! Happy birthday Jasmine! I hope you're being an adult is kickass! Go buy cigarettes and lotto tickets, and good luck with your tattoo! Love you!

[queengallaghr]

What do u hate about: Britain, GoT, ME, fox mulder

The things I hate about:

Britain: I don‘t live there.

GoT: Kinda everything. What they’ve done to Sansa Stark, Shireen Baratheon, & The Tyrells especially. Dick & Dong. Also the fact I’ve given my entire life to Petyr/Sansa now.

You: Your amazing singing voice, your pretty face, and your hella rad style.

Fox Mulder: Knows aliens, when I don’t.

Send me things and I’ll tell you what I hate about them

[thisisourlastdance]

allons-yharkness perunlimited707 hobbithottie​ enterprissy mrscharlieweasley​  el-grande-abogados​

[waluigiapologist]

im literally like very lucky to have a neurodivergent partner and a neurodivergent best friend because like they both know and understand what im going through and know what i need and understand that nothing is personal and wow my partner and best friend are great and im gay

[dankirkyyourbobbie-s]

★★★

idk if i’m supposed to put three down but i’mma gonna do it anyway

- i am actually pretty dang athletic. i played soccer for ten years, basketball and tap danced for 9 years. i only really miss basketball, though. 

- i love baking?? pizzas, mainly. i’m real good at pizzas. and cake. also bread. 

- when i was eight, i got in trouble for “defiance” which was really just me being an airhead and not hearing an instruction so now that’s on my permanent record. 

[queengallaghr]

hi, im emma. i am probably crying about les mis and listening to hipster tunes right now. howard moon is my husband but also my son

Yesssssss perfection. Me. 11/10 Perfection. I may just put this in my description…

Pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy