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hobisparkles replied to your photo “lotr au: dwarf hoseok twitter ko-fi”
I WANNA WRITE LIKE 20 DIFFERENT FICS ABOUT HIM. WHO IS HE. WHERE DID HE GROW UP. WHAT WAS HIS CHILDHOOD LIKE. HOW DID HE GET SO GOOD AT ARCHERY. WHY IS HIS BEARD SO PRETTY. WHY IS HE SO PRETTY. HE'S SO PRETTY MAJA
rooobiiiinn. thank you, love. ;___;
i wanna know all those stuff too hahae.
hobisparkles replied to your post: For three sentence fic thing, could you do...
“That was Steve Rogers. Captain Steve. Rogers America. Captain Steve Rogers; Captain America.” i made the worst noise he’s so cute ;–; this was wonderful shannon
Thank you! And yeah I’m sure if I met CEvans in real life my mind would do the exact same thing, so Sledge and I are basically the same person here.
"A falls instantly for C while B is interested in C but needs to be wooed still" + nams/jjk/hobi OR nams/hobi/jin OR nams/hobi/yoongi, whatever works best for you
“I don’t like you.” Hoseok says it like an objective fact and not some kind of scathing insult and for some reason, that kinda hurts Yoongi’s feelings a little more. He frowns, watching Hoseok continue to try, very badly, making soup. “And it’s not because he likes you. Obviously. If that were a problem you wouldn’t even be here. It’s just. You’re just…really prickly. Something about you has to be good, right? Joonie doesn’t like just anyone. Maybe you don’t like me, maybe that’s why you act like that.”
“You know I can hear you?” Yoongi asks. “I never said I don’t like you.”
“Don’t have to,” Hoseok says. “Actions speak louder than words, y’know.”
“You’re butchering that soup.”
It’s easier, by several measures, to talk about soup than talk about feelings. Yoongi nudges Hoseok out of the way to rescue the meal, pouring in a bit more chicken stock to try and fix it from the mountains of seasonings Hoseok dumped in.
“Fine,” Hoseok sighs. “Then we’ll just live uncomfortably like this until Joonie gets tired of one of us. Or both of us. Who knows.”
“God, you--” Yoongi stops stirring. “I don’t not like you. I don’t know how the fuck I’m supposed to act around you. And you clearly already had something against me so. Pull the stick out and maybe we can get along.”
“Excuse me?”
“You’re kind of a stuck-up ass sometimes,” Yoongi says. “Which sucks because you’re hot but fuck man...”
It almost pleases Yoongi that the kitchen goes silent, but it’s also slightly troubling. He’s heard from Namjoon that Hoseok’s got this quiet, understated kind of temper, and he’s not necessarily scared of that but he certainly doesn’t want to poke at it. He’s the new one here, after all, and he’s pretty sure pissing off his boyfriend’s boyfriend is probably a misstep. Even if his boyfriend’s boyfriend is a judgmental asshat.
A hot, judgmental asshat.
Hoseok scoffs, and Yoongi does his best to skirt around him to grab a bowl from the cabinet. Except he can’t remember which cabinet, and he sighs after two wrong guesses. Hoseok opens a cabinet, the right cabinet, and hands Yoongi a bowl. Yoongi mutters something close to thanks.
“You think I’m hot,” Hoseok says and Yoongi hates the amusement underlying Hoseok’s tone.
“Whatever.”
“Maybe we should start over,” Hoseok says. “I’ll drop the wall, just a little, if you actually try and talk to me from time to time.” Yoongi grunts. “Come on. Meet me halfway here.”
“Fine, whatever,” Yoongi mutters. He takes the bowl of soup and scurries out of the kitchen to go feed poor sick Namjoon. At least he can pretend his face is hot thanks to the steam from the soup bowl.
yoonseok + "I was out walking one night and I found an injured bat but the next morning I found some (naked) person passed out in my room instead??" (from shittyaus) I'M YELLIN
Friday nights are generally when Hoseok gets to let loose-go out with his friends, have a few drinks, dance with whatever pretty strangerhappens to be available. Tonight isn’t much different, except that he had tocall it quits earlier than normal because he’s hopping on a train to Gwangju inthe morning and he doesn’t want to be a total mess.
The bus can only take him so far so he gets off at his stopand starts walking the short distance back to his apartment building. There arequite a few people milling about at this time of night and Hoseok exchangesfriendly greetings with many of them. He stops to talk with a classmate justoutside his building, at the entrance to an alleyway and wastes a few minutesthere just catching up. As he says goodbye, he catches movement out of thecorner of his eye.
“See ya,” he says distractedly, stepping into the mouth ofthe alleyway. On the ground, he spots a little bundle of black fur and leanscloser to see what it is.
nam(kook?)seok + mattress store au
Jungkook spots them before the door even dings to announce their arrival - the glass storefront gives a clear view of Hoseok and Namjoon, walking forward, all black clothes and sunglasses and looking like some kind of high-fashion goth couple.
Which honestly they kind of are?
Hoseok slips his glasses atop his head once they’re inside so that they hold back his now-too-long lavender hair, and he looks around for a moment. Jungkook hides behind a filing cabinet; he knows Hoseok’s looking for him and he really, really does not want
“Oh! Young man!” Hoseok shouts.
It echoes. It’s so, so embarrassing. And considering the only other person on the floor for the afternoon is in his fifties, and the others are busy elsewhere, it’s clear that Hoseok means him. He sighs and stands straight again, and Namjoon and Hoseok both grin at him. The annoyance at them showing up at his job fades a tiny bit at that. But just a tiny bit.
“Young man,” Hoseok repeats in a haughty voice, somehow louder even though Jungkook’s right in front of him now, “we’re interested in a very large bed. We need something that could sleep at least three adult males. Is there anything like this in stock?”
Without even looking, Jungkook knows his face is as red as a pepper. He can just feel it, feels the heat of his mortification seeping in. But it’s not like anyone knows; he doesn’t talk to these people at his job, doesn’t tell personal stories when everyone else does, doesn’t have a single ounce of intimate details anywhere on his desk. As far as his coworkers are concerned, Jeon Jungkook doesn’t even date. He certainly doesn’t have two boyfriends.
Who are here.
Shopping for a mattress.
For all of them.
God why is Hoseok so embarrassing.
He can’t quite find the right words initially and he sounds like an idiot, all the random noises that come out, but they wait and watch him with a fondness that just makes him flush even more. Hoseok leans against Namjoon and holds his hand tighter and Jungkook hates that he turns to see if his coworker notices.
“Um. Th-this bed...over here.” It’s all he manages to say. He gestures vaguely in a direction, then starts walking toward a king-sized pillowtop. “This.”
“Well it looks big enough,” Hoseok says as he presses his palm against the mattress. “But I think we need to try it out.”
“Don’t,” Jungkook says gently, shaking his head a little.
Namjoon laughs quietly and bounces back onto the bed, at the same time that Hoseok crawls toward the center. And then Hoseok’s staring, pats a spot for Jungkook, gives a smug little smile as he waits.
“It would clearly fit one more,” Jungkook says.
“Well. I work best with visuals.” Hoseok quirks his eyebrow, then lays back against the mattress to keep watching Jungkook.
Another look at his coworkers. Still no one looking. But that doesn’t ease his nerves at all.
“You’re an ass,” Jungkook mutters while climbing onto the mattress.
“Don’t be so uptight. I’m getting you a sizeable commission here.”
namseok + lost in a museum(/art gallery since hobi's such an art ho) au! (that'd be cute)
“This is the third time we’ve seen this sculpture, babe,” Namjoon says, a laugh chasing his words.
“Because I like it,” Hoseok insists. He wants to check the map. He refuses to check the map. Because if he pulls out the map then he’s going to have to hear Namjoon’s mouth and god he just does not need that right now. “I want to make sure you understand the intricacies--”
“How lost are we?”
“...No one asked you.” Hoseok rolls his eyes as Namjoon gives a silent, shoulder-shaking chuckle. “We’re not lost. You can’t get lost in these places, you just follow the natural flow.”
“We’ve followed this flow for forty minutes,” Namjoon says.
“Well. You’re distracting me,” Hoseok says. He sighs, then stops walking and runs a hand through his hair. A quick check of the time says they still have 4 hours before the museum closes, which is good; they won’t get accidentally locked in if he can’t figure out how to get back toward the exit. “Let’s just...sit. And look at things.”
“You can just look at the map,” Namjoon says, squeezing Hoseok’s hand. Hoseok grunts and pulls Namjoon toward a bench to take a seat. “I promise I won’t make fun of you.”
“You will,” Hoseok says. “I don’t need the map.”
“Okay.” Namjoon puts an arm around Hoseok, and Hoseok leans against him with a sigh. “So. Tell me about this one.”
Hoseok follows Namjoon’s pointing, though it’s sort of unnecessary considering the sculpture in front of them can’t exactly be missed. He smiles a little.
“Well it’s Italian,” Hoseok says. “Perseus holding the head of Medusa. 19th century...? If I’m not confusing it with something else. I’m pretty sure it’s Canova. Not too far from here is my favorite of his. Cupid and Psyche.”
“I’m sure we’ll circle around and see it three times,” Namjoon teases.
“I hate you so much.”
hobisparkles replied to your post: I gotchu: yoonseok frog au
yoongles can just stay cursed tbh MORE JUNGHOPE MAKING OUT
wait was that cold-hearted of me
Yes. Yes it was. Poor Yoongi. (Same tho but only because I know in my head that he doe find someone.)
hobisparkles replied to your post: 12:01 and I'm thinking of namjoon and his lovely...
he is genuinely so pretty i am offended
You know what I find best about his face? It's off center a smidge. Like. The right side of his face isn't as symmetrical, it's sort of...I dunno how to describe it but I don't really see other people mention it so sometimes I think I'm just staring way too hard but. It's just makes his face a bit more interesting to me.
