#hoco sm

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: some people are like slinkies

Harrison: what?

Tom: not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.

Harrison:…

Tom:…

Harrison: please don’t push Harry down the stairs.

Tom: you can’t stop me.

[stardust-revengers]

Judge: How do you plead?

Tom: *looks at Harrison and harry*

Harry & Harrison: *mouthing “not guilty”*

Tom: Hot milky…?

Harrison: Jesus Christ just lock him up

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: What are you talking about, I’m like the backbone of this friendship group!

Zendaya: You’re like…the appendix of this friendship group, no one knows what you’re here for.

Harrison: Also prone to explode at any given moment and a real pain to remove.

Jacob: Get rekt Tom.

Tom: Fuck you guys.

[stardust-revengers]

Harrison: Well, I warned you.

Tom: You did.

Harrison: But did you listen?

Tom: No.

Harrison: Do you ever listen?

Tom: No.

Harrison: Are you listening now?

Tom: No.

[stardust-revengers]

Zendaya: Without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.

Tom: Thank you for your sacrifice.

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Harry: HARRISON, ZENDAYA’S TRYING TO KILL TOM AGAIN!

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: I hate you with every inch of my being right now.

Harrison: well, that’s not a lot of inches.

[stardust-revengers]

Harry: Tom how can you be tired, you’ve done literally nothing today. Tom: Excuse you, it’s actually really tiring being the cutest member of our family.

[stardust-revengers]

Harrison: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year?

Tom: Send it to me.