#sm:hoco 2017

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: some people are like slinkies

Harrison: what?

Tom: not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.

Harrison:…

Tom:…

Harrison: please don’t push Harry down the stairs.

Tom: you can’t stop me.

[stardust-revengers]

Harrison: Well, I warned you.

Tom: You did.

Harrison: But did you listen?

Tom: No.

Harrison: Do you ever listen?

Tom: No.

Harrison: Are you listening now?

Tom: No.

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: Making my way downtown. Tom: Walking fast. Zendaya: … Zendaya: Walking a little bit slower so that my steps match up with Tom’s because he’s short.

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Harrison: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: I like people.

Harrison: No you don’t.

Tom: I’m trying to like people. It’s just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.

[stardust-revengers]

“I’m good. I haven’t slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah. I’m good.”

-Tom holland,at some point.

[stardust-revengers]

Zendaya: Why is Tom on the counter? Harrison: He likes to be tall.

[stardust-revengers]

Tom: When you’ve been through what I’ve been through you develop thick skin. Harrison: Navy blue is not your color. Tom: but nAVY BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES!!