Adventures Of A Hoe
I'm a hoe, you're a hoe, everybody's a hoooooeeee!!!!
Listen Felicia, you're a hoe and so are you Bob but don't let anybody judge you. It's only natural. I came to accept that I am a hoe when I had my first threesome... Oops! Did I just let the cat out the bag? Well my cat's been out since I was 17 so lol. Did you get the pun? No? In my head I swear it made sense. Anyway, what was I saying? Ah yes! I'm a hoe.
Had my first threesome and let me tell you something neh... My life changed. For the first time ever, I had a boyfriend AND a girlfriend. Double bonanza!!!! It was a win for everyone until... I got bored. Then my boyfriend and I decided to have another threesome but with another guy. Listen, it wasn't great. At all! I mean my boyfriend was amazing! But the other nigga? Lawd hammercy! No idea how to kiss me or handle me and those of you who have seen me will understand that, Baby Got Back, I have ASSets fam. It was horrible.
I grew up knowing that I should be a one man woman but I honestly think it was a very fucked up thing to say and here's why:
John Doe loves Mary Jane, they are in love and Mary is the full bouquet. However, despite John loving Mary he still wants to fuck and be with Stacey Sunflower. Stacey and John hit it off and society sees that as normal and basically it's acceptable. Now, let's switch it around. Mary Jane, who is devoted to John, wants to fuck and be with Thomas Trash. They get it on but... Society shows its ugly face and says, "Mary is a hoe"
Are you seeing the fucking double standard here?
It is okay for John to fuck whoever he wants and the world will give him a fucking standing ovation but dare Mary do the same? Then she is labelled as a whore! Double standard? I think the fuck so! There's a Bemba saying that goes like, "Buchende wa umwame tabu toba n'ganda" basically what I understand from that is that a man's fuckery (cheating) does not tear apart a home(family)
All those in favour that this saying is bullshit say I?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Guys! It's hogwash that saying. The moment a man steps out to go cheat on his partner he's already started tearing apart the home! Do you understand? Listen, society will never say, "It's a woman's nature to have as many dicks as possible in her life" it will however say, "This is a man's world and the sea is filled with plenty fish so go fishing boy!"
Pure fuckery.
I have now come to the conclusion that I am hoe and I will be that until further notice. It's a Hot Girl Summer after all!
