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Well that was fun... @vocabularryonthemind @nautilarrie @mellygrant

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So you think that Zayn leaving the band was a PR stunt? If so can you explain why you believe that? Cause as I look at some of the interviews months before he left and even a year before he seems like he's kinda over it. Like he doesn't speak much unless asked directly and as far as his music genre choice it never coincided with the rest of the boys. Like sure Liam's changed over time, but from the beginning it seemed Zayn was always more in to R&B thank anything else.

http://sexatoxbridge.tumblr.com/post/143031401758/hi-melly-ive-recently-been-reading-all-i-can

http://aaronbutterfield.tumblr.com/post/144528863352/zayn-malik

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O SHIT THINGS ARE HEATIN UP IN THE BOOZY BITCHES CHAT

Smelly is team Loam and I’m team Harreh. 

This is the only kind of fight I ever want to have in my life. Even when it’s agains @mellygrant who is floating in the sea of wrong while I got by on my ship of right. 

They’re both beautiful hoes, but Harry is like next level of beautiful. That’s how I SEE IT. 

(We’re arguing who is no. 2 in the hierarchy of hotness behind the undisputed no. 1 Mr. Zayn Malik)

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List of drinks that are currently being consumed for the oh-so-amazing q&a, please?

SO many drinks. All the drinks. This is goin in the thing already but Melly is drinking, “this pineapple orange and booze configuration happening that was a blend i thought of on the fly but i feel confident about” which I approve. And I’m drinking a wine spritzer and currently contemplating adding Kahlua to my iced coffee drink I’m also drinking and then I have vodka and gin on deck. I’m gonna wing it. Also I’m still young enough where I can still drink ALL THE ALCOHOLS and not die of a hangover the next day. 

Anything else? xx

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SUP BETCHES! 

@mellygrant​ AND I ARE DOING A BOOZY BITCHES CHAT SESH RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN DM ME/ANON ME YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT US TO TALK ABOUT. WE’RE GETTIN DR-UNK SO THERE’S NO GUARANTEE WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT BUT YEAH. 

It can be about 1D, it can be about bein a hoe, it can be about dogs, or Melly’s cat Blanket. Literally anything. 

K, I’m off to drink xx

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I didn't become a 1d fan until after Zayn left, so I don't know as much about him, but I'm confused by all the hate he gets. Are ppl just pissed he left the band or?? There are so many larries on my dash hating on him :(

Hey! So I just reblogged a post I wrote and that my main hoes @mellygrant and @aaronbutterfield chimed in on which you can find HERE.

I do not understand why people hate Zayn. Especially people who look at everything that happens to Louis and Harry and go, “THIS IS WRONG! LIES ALL LIES!” but then look at Zayn and are like, “Yep! Seems legit. 100% organic and tr-ue.”

It wasn’t as if Modest! sat down one day, looked at One Direction and were like, “You know what? Fuck you guys. But fuck you two in particular,” at Louis and Harry. As far as I’m concerned they are all in a storm of fuck. I would love to time travel like twenty years into the future and google “One Direction tell all” to see what the actual fuck has been going on. 

I know certain things that have happened behind the scenes due to working in radio for a bit and because London is a very small world when you...eh I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a total snob...but when you go to certain kind of events there’s a pretty typical group of people you encounter and things aren’t as hush hush secretive as 1DHQ would have you believe. 

The other reason that I’m 100% convinced that no paps are stalking the boys when they go shopping for food or to Starbucks is because I used to work across the street from where Liam lived and I saw that hoe all the time, both shopping for food and in a Starbucks, and never was there ever anyone around to photograph it. Not even myself because that’s weird as hell and I don’t agree with taking photos of people that are unaware that you are taking them. I don’t like it when people do that to me, so treat people as you’d like to be treated and all that. 

ANYway, on that note, if I were in a boyband and then possibly/maybe forced to quit as a stunt and then thrust into the cold world of entertainment on my own whilst my boyfriend was still in said band I was forced to leave (Ziam is real...read this if you love death and dying) then I would appreciate people being like, “Oh shit. This fool is being played like whoa.”

So yeah, I do not hate @zayn in the slightest. Quite the opposite. I loved Mind of Mine, so the silver lining is that we got a bomb ass record out of him. I heard his new single the other day (don’t worry about how I got it, I just did) and I really liked that as well. It actually seemed like it could’ve been on Four or MITAM which would highly suggest that he doesn’t hate 1D’s style of music, as his print persona would suggest. 

When I see people on my dash saying things that bum me out I just unfollow them. And I would expect people to do the same to me. Tumblr is amazing because you can literally create your own personal experience of it depending on who you follow. If someone is stressing me out with their posts I’m like, “Not gonna look at that anymore.” Simple! Then I follow like five dog blogs and seventeen pug blogs and happy days! I get like a spike of whatever the love hormone is straight to my heart when I see a photo of a dog, so I’d much rather see that than see someone making rude ass comments about Zayn, which I think are all highly unwarranted. 

So do yourself a favour, unfollow people being rude and follow @handsomedogs ...aka one of the best accounts ever if you love dogs. xx

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Hey SAO I hope you don't get this wrong (or the ones involved in my ask). So you've been blogging anonymously for a couple of years already, how did you know you could trust your identity to Aaron and Melly? I know they are f*ucking nice people and all (i love them), but they were still random strangers on Tumblr. When did you say "Ah they are cool cats, i can trust them" ?

Who said they know my real identity? For all you know we could just be Tumblr friends. And who said they’re random strangers? Aaron went to Oxford and there’s a 50/50 chance I went to Oxford and not Cambridge so who’s to say I didn’t know him before?

Keeping my identity a secret for six years after being featured in almost every major English newspaper and magazine hasn’t been simple, but it’s mostly about keeping the general public on a need to know basis. 

Kind of ironic now that I think about it, that I defend people’s ability to keep a massive secret despite broad speculation. I mean my situation is on an infinitesimally lower level than say a gay couple in the world’s biggest boyband, but to most of the world people see what they’re allowed to see and when I’m with my friends they’re like, “How’s the blog?” People in the media who know my identity had to sign NDAs before they met me, so should the couple of reporters or publishing companies I’ve met with in the past who have NDAs reveal who I am they’d be sued, but I trust my closest friends to act in my best interest and that’s how I’ve kept my identity a secret for six years. 

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I love Zayn so much and I really would love to think that him leaving 1D is just another planned thing... what's stops me is Harry's behavior. Harry seems really pissed of at Z. Like genuinely proper pissed. I don't think he can fake how hurt he is that good. I really want to hear your thoughts. I love how you explain things and maybe you can help me with this.

I completely agree with you that Harry seemed passive aggressive as hell at best towards the topic of Zayn leaving last year. 

How-ev-er, the more I thought about it the more I was like, why was it so over the top farcical? 

No one does that, like wyd? 

One Direction are the masters of smoke and mirrors.

There was no way they could go through an entire promotional season without Zayn being brought up and they couldn’t very well be like, “Yeah everything’s cool,” when there are articles every week about how much Zayn wanted to leave One Direction and that their music wasn’t really his taste. Maybe Harry was like, “Guys, I’m an actor now, I’ve got this...ZAYN?! Oho ho ho, ehe he he, aha ha ha, WE NO NO ONE BY SUCH A NAME!” And then Louis was like, “Babe maybe we should go run some lines again before you audition for Dunkirk.”

I don’t know anything for sure at all but what I do know is that Zayn leaving makes about as much sense as Babygate. 

@mellygrant has made a brilliant masterpost HERE which can explain it far better than I can because anyone who caught my Zayn rant last night can probably guess that there’s still alcohol in my system so I’m not firing on all cylinders here. I’ve got my laptop screen zoomed in like 175% and I’m using my wireless keyboard so I can lounge in a relaxing position while I type this.

Anyway hope this helps.