steve harrington nsfw alphabet — S.H.
warnings: sex, switch steve
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pronouns used: none, but afab reader
actors note: im working on requests right now, i swear! this is something i found in my google docs that i had zero recollection of writing, so know i am putting my time into requests!!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Sex with Steve is rarely ever rough. When he is dominate he is very soft. On most occasions at least... Aftercare always consists of cuddling, lots of hair playing, and sometimes falling asleep to soft music or the static noise of the tv.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)
For himself... It's obvious. Steve "The hair" Harrington... Those luscious locks. Duh.
For you, probably your hands. He likes how small they are in comparison to his and teases you about it all the time.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
He's pretty vanilla when it comes to cum; when it's protected he loves coming inside you, when it's not, he ops to pull out and have you finish him of with your mouth or your hand. Let the chips fall where they may. Or the cum rather...
D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)
He LOVES likes to be submissive. This man is a switch and it may have to do with the neglect from his parents, but he both wants to be in control and taken control of. #mommyanddaddyissues
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Very. He has very mixed opinions on whether he likes that he's experienced. He likes that he knows a lot to please you and make you have the most pleasure as possible, which he is very good at mind you, but he also feels regret for having so many sexual interactions, especially because most of them were strictly sexual.
F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)
He loves doggy. The shape your body makes when he's fucking you from behind is an image that stays in his head constantly. Although his favorite has to be cowgirl. He gets all the best parts in his mind: he can be submissive or dominate, he have a clear view of your body, but most importantly, he can see your face as he fucks you into oblivion.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Steve is a very goofy person, it's hard to have sex with out some giggles with him, not that you're against it. He takes it more serious if you're having rougher sex or quicker sex, but if he has time and sweet sex he often makes you giggle.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn't take as much pride in his pubes as he does his hair, but he's pretty well groomed, either trimmed short, or clean shaven.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's very romantic. No matter the mood, if it's rough sex he'll remind you or how much he loves you throughout, and even if it's soft giggly sex out of the blue he'll have a point of seriousness where he looks deeply into your eyes and confesses his love for you.
J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)
During high school it was more often when he would jack off, but now that he's with you he doesn't have a need to unless your work schedules clash and he can't see you for over a week, which barley happens.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Hair
pulling.
He LOVES having his hair pulled. There's a reason he grows it out to that length, it's so your fingers can perfectly clasp onto the strands.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
He really likes car sex. If you two are having a quickie before work or something he really likes car sex. His favorite would have to be the bed though, there's no beating it, it's a classic. He can have any mood and pace in the bed.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
You doing anything with his hair, any tank top, shorts, summer is hell for him considering that's what your wardrobe consists of during the hot months.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
No scoops ahoy uniform sex. He hates the hate.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He relishes in his ability to give you head, the look on your face while he does it, the look on your face after when you see him with messy hair and liquid all over his chin. He's super good considering he doesn't have a lot of experience in that field.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual? etc.)
When he's rough or you're having a quick session his pace is faster, but if he has time or it fits the mood he goes slow and deep.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Loves em. Quickie in the morning after you wake up? Yup. Before your shift at work? Mhm. During his lunch break at scoops? Yes sir. Normally he only have one about once a week, but he's open to doing it really as often as you want it.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Yes! He was extremely vanilla and only did missionary for a while, but that was due to his sexual encounters being fast and more for his pleasure, now it's an even split, and he wants to do whatever you want to try. Scoops ahoy! hat aside...
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
He's good for about 2 rounds if you really want it. Normally one round lasts about 30 minutes with him pacing himself to give you as much pleasure as possible.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?)
He owns none, you own none, toys just aren't in the picture. He wouldn't be against using one persay, it just hasn't come up yet.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Love love love love loves it! If your wearing anything that shows off your legs he'll run his hand up and down your thigh, giving a firm squeeze before going off and doing something else. In high school he was wayyy worse about teasing, but if you have the time and he's more dominate, he loves teasing you.
He also really likes being teased by you when you're in charge, he can't explain it, but the look on your face when you know you're getting to him with teasing gets to him even more.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's pretty average, no howling or anything but he makes some grunts and small moans, he's really more focused on the noises you're making.
W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)
Switch, as explained earlier.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
We see him without a shirt in season 2 and season 4 and those are great representations of his body during those times. In high school he was just a little bit more fit, no chest hair and more defined muscles. After graduation, his body didn't change too much other than a little bit of muscle loss and chest hair. While being king Steve he didn't get girls left and right because he had a small dick, he's got a pretty good 7 inches, but it's more what he can do with it that makes it the best you've ever felt.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
About average, when all the upside down stuff got more involved with his life, his sex drive obviously dipped considering the circumstances with the world and everything, but it's pretty standard.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It depends on how much time you have after. If you're staying over he'll fall asleep only after you do, wanting you to be the most comfortable you can be (a true gentleman) but if one of you have to leave after he only gets a little drowsy. He only gives into sleep if he's able to.
















