#simp shit

[squiblez]

I'm sorry but I have to get this outta my system

I am down bad ATROCIOUS for this mf

The smirk, the cocky attitude, the arms

I would do abysmal things to this man

I would commit felonies for this man

No lube, no protection, etc. (you know that meme)

I would simultaneously inflate and destroy his ego. I would change him as an individual. I would-

point is I am obsessed with him and I needed a way to vent about it

[rav3inth3grav3]

I need moots who also look at Astarion and rattle the bars of their cage like the feral little shits we are <3

[aesthetixhoe]

long walks on the beach — C.D.

warnings: 2 curse words... simp behavior

word count: 802

used: none! just the use of the word beautiful

Request: can i get just a soft drabble of reader + charlie hanging out at the beach and just having the best time of their lives?? just walking up and down the shore holding hands, jumping in the water and staying close together bc it’s super cold, and watching the sunset cuddled up in a towel on the sand??? those are just some ideas i have but take whatever creative liberties you want ofc!!! thank youuu <333 - @ivyinnit

The sand below your feet was still warm with the summer heat, but rapidly cooling as the sun was about to go down. Charlie's swim shorts were still slightly damp, while you were fully dry.

“Get away from me! You're wet!” You yell as you run away from him.

“Get back here!!” He shouted sprinting after you. He grabs you by your waist and pulls you down to the ground, landing on top of him.

“Noooo, you're wet!” You cry out when his shorts touch your skin. You scurry away from him on the sand with your towel in hand. You toss it at him. “Put the towel on.” You demand with fake dominance.

“Make me.” He states blankly.

“Ok, I will.” You go over to him and wrap the towel around his hips, and tucking the corner into the wrapped part of it.

You huff and flop down on the sand, Charlie following behind soon after.

“I hate that you're still wet. I want to hug you.” You state blankly, looking at the setting sun over the water.

“Well come here then!” he yells out and wraps his arms around you. With the shorts not being exposed to your skin anymore, he wasn't really wet. Besides his still damp hair.

“I'm ok with this... You're warm and it's really cold.” You let out a sigh of relief when he pulls you even closer, further enveloping you in his body heat.

You decide you want to experience the water one last time before you two leave. You grab his hand and stand, walking over to the edge of the water where the waves roll in every few seconds. You stand, letting only the incoming waves wash over your feet and ankles. The water was warmer than it was outside of it surprisingly enough.

“Wanna go back in?” You question. When you get a weird look in response you explain “The waters warmer than out here, and I wanna watch the sunset.” You smile up at him, hoping to win him over.

It works.

It always works. He can't deny your smile.

You two take your towels off and ball them up to throw them further away from the sand. Once your towels are away, you take the shirt (Charlie's shirt) that you've been using as a cover uu and toss it to the towels as well.

“You're so beautiful.” When you look back over from throwing the shirt Charlie is staring at your body in amazement. You both know he loves your body, and you know that he loves more than that, but for some reason, right now, that feeling is a thousand times stronger. You can feel like love and warmth and comfort radiating off of him.

“I love you so much...” He mumbles mindlessly underneath his breath. “Every time I look at you I think I fall further and further in love,which I don't know how that's possible because I love you more than anything else already.”

You can feel yourself heating with embarrassment and from just being flustered. You feel your eyes well up with tears from being so damn happy.

You fling yourself into him, pulling him as close as you possibly can in the tightest hug anyone could imagine. You pull your head back just enough to push your lips against his. You stay there for way longer than either of you think, but the kiss was so worth it. Both of you were just feeding off of each other's love.

When you break apart you pull him deeper into the water. Once you get to about chest high, he hoists you up and guides you to wrap your legs around his waist.

“Here's your beautiful sunset, beautiful.” He smiles up at you. You could care less about he sunset now, all you wanted to look at was his eyes how they shined in the daylight. And how the golden sky was casting gorgeous hues of yellow and orange onto his face. How his nose worked as a divider for the different sides of color currently on his face. How his hair looked so good wet. How his lips looked so kissable...

Fuck the sunset, all you wanted was him.

[theblacknoob]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

So dudes now I have two friends that look like Gareth, they're also nerds who wear flannels and are into dnd

Okay so imma call them them D and H (their first initials), so H was the first one and D is the second one

Bro, D PLAYS DND 😫

you have no clue how horny that information made me

Anywho, more Gareth pictures

Also D dresses similar, AND LIKES METAL MUSIC

[thesleepy1]

I just met Death but if anything happened to her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself. She's so pretty and lovely and witty and kind. I am just loving her. The way she cares about people, about Dream. Darling. Death, my beloved. <3

[secondsis66]

Another addition to my ✨Simp shirts✨

[xxnoshiroxx]

I did some Vincent (Vinny aka Purple guy) art from Five nights of Flirting. He has my soul now, I’m sorry- I love him.

[hxnmantii]

Electric Love

tw: fluff mhmmm

Pairings: Denki x Gn!reader

Rating: PG

A/n: The name is so cheesy but i always think of Electric Love by Borns when i think of Denki which always makes my heart go doki doki and he makes my heart go doki doki….the point of this,i just think he’s neat💛

wc: 1.4k

The sand melds under your feet as you walk, sandals swinging in your hand, the wind kissing your melanated skin and the sunset highlighting your already blinding smile. You were the definition of beautiful, his own real life walking goddess that he could touch and love. And All he could do was stumble behind your beautiful form with a dopey smile on his face, accidentally setting little sparks into the air. Damn you are so beautiful...and so out of his league. How did he score someone as amazing as you? 

He comes to a stop, reaching into his pocket to fiddle with the silver ring. Is this the right time for this? What if you said no?  What if you left him for someone else? You were the light of his day, his little spark plug and he honestly wouldn’t know what to do without you. No he had to do this now. All of today’s events lead up to this finale, the arcade, the spa treatment, the skinny dipping off a waterfall and getting in trouble with the manager of a restaurant needed to be topped off with the sweet unity of you two.

“Kam, babe you good?” His head snaps up to meet your concerned eyes and his heart flutters again. God he was such a simp. Just looking at you made him feel better immediately. He gives you his signature smile before lightly placing his hand on your face and caressing the soft flesh, your lipgloss catching the light of the sun and making your lips look even more kissable than they already were. You can’t help but lean into it and give him a soft smile, kissing his palm. His smiles grows and takes him everything in him to attack you with kisses.

“You’re so pretty.....my pretty baby.” He whispers as he kisses the crown of your forehead. You giggle and place your hand against his face, your arcylics matching his golden eyes and the lightning bolt in his hair. “You’re not that bad looking yourself, sir”

He scoffs, turning away from your hand and crossing his arms, the smile still present on his face. “Not that bad? Have you seeen me? I’m hot stuff ya know.”

“No of course, of course. How could i forget.” You roll your eyes and grab his hand, dragging him behind you along the lulling tide. He laughs a little before jogging up to your side so you could properly hold hands. “C’mon hot stuff, you still have something to show me.” 

The reminder, sets his nerves on fire again. The previous nervousness of the reality of the situation sets in and he gulps loudly but feigns confidence by pulling you forward with a certain haste he didn’t have before. You saw right through his facade but made no comment on the sudden change in his behavior, trusting that he would tell you later what was bothering him.

At one point, he tells you to close your eyes, his grip tightening around your hand as he continues to pull you forward, oddly promising to not go Hollywood serial killer on you. Your eyebrows furrow and you resist the urge to smack his arm. Who the hell makes a remark like that out of the blue. He kisses your forehead again before continuing the voyage to this mysterious spot.

Finally, you guys come to a stop in front of a garden arbor infused with fairy lights and beautiful flowers, each one with a different meaning to emphasized how much you meant to him. Instantly he gets to works, mumbling something along lines of ‘don’t open your eyes” and “i’ll drop my croissant”. You stand in there in confused silence, a smile creeping up on your face as you try to piece together the reference he threw at you.

He runs to the garden arbor, desperately looking for the end so he could put it in his mouth. He almost breaks the poor thing, wildly moving around the flowers on the bottom, before finding the end and sticking it in his mouth to watch the whole thing light up. A bundle of pride blooms in his chest as he watches the way the flowers compliment each other while also individually standing out to catch your attention. You were going to love it and that thought alone fills anew wave of confidence in him.

He pulls out the ring and smugly walks to you, only to be snatched back to the garden arbor. The look of audacity directed towards the lights cord would’ve made any living creature squirm in fear. And then it hit him. Son of a bitch....he was suppose to bring an extension cord. How could he forget it! It was one of the most important things on the list! The fact that he made a list and still forgot it burned any last confidence he had in this plan. He groans in frustration, trying to think of a new plan as quick as possible.

There was no way this was happening right now. This is nothing as he imagined the proposal to go. You were going to cry out of joy and cling onto him while a rainbow appeared over you guys head and two zebras ran out of the woods from behind you guys while two monkey were on them, singing the Macarena. It was an unrealistic fantasy but a boy can dream right?

His reality only became worse when he realized he didn’t have the ring. His heart drops to his stomach and his face pales. Instantly he’s on his knees, frantically searching through the sand to find the little sliver jewelry.

It felt like an eternity before he found the ring, jumping up with a cry of relief. He grips it with two hands, holding it victoriously. His disleveled look making him look like a madman. “Y/N OPEN YOUR EYES-”

He turns to find you on one knee holding a sliver ring of your own. It sat neatly in between the red cushions, gleaming proudly under the fairy lights. He gasps as tears threaten to spill over. A shy smile adorns your face as you take his hand in yours.

“Denki Kaminari, my best friend and the love of my life, will you marry me?” He nods rapidly, holding his mouth to try the muffle the sniffles coming out of his mouth. You slip the ring up his finger, placing a soft kiss against his knuckles. “Yes god yes”

All of sudden, you’re in his arms, spinning as he places kisses all over your face. Laughter fills the air as he continues with his menstrums before finally letting your feet touch the floor. “Excuse me sir, I think you’re forgetting something” you say as you put your hand in the air, a smile matching his as he release you far enough to place the ring on your finger.

“This is th best day of my life” he whispers against your lips.

“Let me make it even better.” You lean in and catch his lips in a slow soft kiss, his arms pulling you close once more to his body and your arms wrapping around his neck. The effect of your body pressed against him, your lips moving in sync and the thought of the matching rings glittering under the lights have denki sparking out a powerful surge of electricity, lightning everything up and overstimulating the fairy lights causing them to burst in a beautiful rain of glass.

You break apart to run from the shards of glass. Fortunately neither one you were hurt so you laugh it off, walking hand in hand with the new matching sliver rings.

Bonus

Later that week after you guys finally came home from the trip, the bill was sent to your house. It being almost 700 dollars because of the damage of the lights and harassment of the employees.

“Harassment of employees?? You ask a guy whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable and he calls it harassment. Ughhh...it was genius question too.” He says with a pout. You laugh, kissing his pouty lips away.

“Oh but look they sent the engagement pictures.” Among them was the picture of you guys kissing under the garden arbor as he short circuited only the lights at the same time. “Oh god it’s beautiful.”

“They could’ve told me my hair looked crazy.” He says trying to fix his hair now.

“C’mon you big baby. We’ll worry about the bill later let’s go cuddle.” You reply back, pulling him by his shirt to the couch to cuddle.