*grins evily* Napoleon and Wellington. Valvert. Master and the Doctor. (I'm more laughing than grinning by now)
who cooks normally?:I don’t really think any of them would cook. They would have servants or similar to do so. Though I think that if it came down to it, Napoleon would be better at it.
how often do they fight?:Well, except for the fact that they were actually at war with each other…. Pretty often. About a vide range of things. Even polite discussions have a tendency of turning into arguments. But the fights very very rarely get physical. One of them would have had to have done something really stupid to get punched.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Napoleon tries to conquer Europe. Well apparently at least at St. Helena Napoleon became a bit fond of gardening. Perhaps that. Wellington would… probably be off being British or something idk. Buying paintings, he seemed to do that quite a lot too.
nicknames for each other?: Napoleon enjoys exaggerating his French accent every time he says Arthur, so that’s become a bit of a nickname. Wellington doesn’t call Napoleon Boney to his face, but otherwise that was a frequently used nickname. Napoleon finds all of Wellington’s nicknames (Nosey, Atty, Hooky) to be very amusing. Wellington also sort of broke down laughing when he heard about Josephine calling Napoleon Nonon. But usually they don’t call eah other nicknames, at least not as a common thing.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:Depends on who asked who, but if they just agreed on going out together I believe they would split.
who steals the covers at night?:Napoleon does.
what would they get each other for gifts?:Napoleon would probably get Wellington a painting or something like that. (Or perhaps a brooch. You know. Maybe) It’s more difficult to figure out something Wellington would give to Napoleon. Something for him to occupy himself with, not something simply decorative.
Or a scarf that he brought back from India, you know, that works really well too
who remembers things?:They both do, but they remember differenet things.
who cusses more?:Napoleon, often in French, and Wellington doesn’t like it.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:Wellington would try to look like he wasn’t fussing/wasn’t worried but fail miserably. Napoleon would probably become angry instead, to hide being worried, at anyone he could possibly blame. Most probably he’d be angry with Wellington. It would be very much a defense mechanism of his, being angry instead of showing that he was worried.
who kissed who first?:I’d say Napoleon did.
who made the first move?:Also Napoleon.
who started the relationship?: I don’t think they’d ever name it a relationship. They might confess their feelings for each other, but they would never actually say that they were in a relationship with each other, even to one another.
Unless you know, Notting Hill happened. That would be cute.
_____________________________________________
who cooks normally?:I’d say both of them. Valjean has more time to cook since Javert works a lot more, but Javert is the one who’s actually really good at cooking.
how often do they fight?:Most times they actually have a conversation with each other, in some way or another. They do have periods where they get along, but the fighting happens. They always make up after a while, even though they might never say anything about it.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Javert probably works. Valjean perhaps does some gardening or spends time with Cosette.
nicknames for each other?: No, not really. Any that they could come up with would bring forth too many memories of the past.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:Valjean would want to, Javert would protest. So either they split or Valjean pay anyway.
who steals the covers at night?:It rarely happens that any of them do, they simply just lie close to each other.
what would they get each other for gifts?:Valjean would try and get him something that wasn’t too expensive, because then Javert would just complain. But perhaps a new coat or something like that, because Valjean is worried about him keeping warm in that old tattered thing. Javert would probably get him something like some gardening tools or some books. He’d have a very difficult time coming up with something and then he’d just get the thing he thought of first.
who remembers things?:They both remember different things, but Javert has a lot of more to keep track of when it comes to work, so Valjean doesn’t really blame him if he forgets something.
who cusses more?:Javert does, when it happens, but it’s not that usual. At least not in Valjean’s presence.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:Valjean would fuss. A lot. Javert would be very worried but try not to let it show. He would definitely be one of those people who have a much easier time getting angry than showing worry.
who kissed who first?:I don’t think either of them knows. They might both have.
who made the first move?:Javert did.
who started the relationship?: Valjean would be the one to point it out in the end (unless someone else, like Cosette, did it first), but as the previous one, they’d never really state to each other that they were in a relationship. At first because they wouldn’t realize it and later because it would be so obvious.
_____________________________________________
who cooks normally?:The Master, in most regenerations. All of them can cook, not all of them are willing to do so. But if they do eat inside the TARDIS and cook themselves, it’s the Master who cooks. Or at least the Master who can cook, the Doctor might still try, if just because he doesn’t want to let the Master close to anything that could be poisoned by him.
how often do they fight?:ALL THE TIME (This seems to be something reoccurring for my ships…). It’s very rare for them to have a moment of peace (unless it’s Theta and Koschei back at the academy, but that was a long long time ago). But fighting and arguing is the language they have learned to speak with each other. They probably couldn’t function properly if they didn’t fight.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Well the Master is probably trying to either find the Doctor again or enslave some distant planet or accidentally destroys one third of the universe. The Doctor is probably picking up some companions and showing off as usual.
nicknames for each other?: They don’t really have nicknames… The Master’s nickname back at the academy was Kosch, and Theta was either just Theta or Thet, but nowadays those are very very rarely used. But it might happen, in, as the Master would call it, moments of weakness. Also the Master would insist that ‘self-sacrificing sanctimonious bastard’ was indeed a nickname and not only an insult.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:The Doctor. The Master would try to get away without paying at all. Though if the Doctor insisted on paying he’d argue about that.Though this is one of those points that would differ a lot depending on what regenerations they’re on. But I do think that anyone else than Three and Delgado!Master (who have a tendency of acting a bit more like gentlemen) would argue over it.
who steals the covers at night?:Usually the Master, just to get the Doctor to cuddle him. But the Doctor rarely gets the point, and just sighs and goes up to get new covers instead. The Master has yet to think off a better strategy.
what would they get each other for gifts?:The Doctor would take the Master somewhere, some place beautiful that he couldn’t destroy. That or some rare scientific thing. The Master would probably steal some really important historical artifact just to see the Doctor panic and end up in some adventure while trying to return it. He’d question later if it had all been on purpose, but none the less, it was a great gift.
who remembers things?:The Master does, surprisingly enough. But if the Doctor forgets he just go around sulking until he snaps and tries to figure out what’s wrong.
who cusses more?:The Master does, and the Doctor scolds him for it.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:The Master would track down and find those who did it and probably kill them, or at least punish them in some way, all the while shouting at the Doctor for being an idiot. If there wasn’t anyone to blame he would find someone he could blame, even if this person was the Doctor himself.
who kissed who first?:Often the Master, in all regenerations but their first ones. At the academy it was Theta who kissed Koschei first.
who made the first move?:Usually the Master here too. But with those two, it’s the second move, the initiative to trust the other which is most important, and that’s often carried out by the Doctor.
who started the relationship?: Well, their relationship is very on and off. Theta started it back at the academy, otherwise they’ve never really named it a relationship. They just happen in their own way.
